In MPSIMS:
Thought for the Day
Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen
You can use the Recent Posts button to cheat. 
cher3, you got the biggest laugh outa me.
In Cafe Society:
The Amazing Race Finale 9/21
Lost
What’s your favorite hot sauce, and what do you put it on?
Share your cute baby moments!
Should Pregnant Students Be Mentors?
My job is about to get messy
Words that are fun to say
Unsequelable movies
I got these from the search new threads cheat…thanks
All currently going on in MPSIMS:
Sinead O’Connor Wants to Crush Your Children’s Heads!!
The SDMB Mommy’s Group (Daddies Welcome!)
She’s angry, but she ain’t **that ** angry.
**A Swimming Pool Full Of Snot.
What part of “not interested” don’t you understand? **
Someone stop my SIL before she bakes again!
Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen.
So that’s what was in the cheesecake!
**my ass made me laugh
Yeah, But Can You Run XP Or OS X On It? **
What I wanna know is how many drives it has.
**Yom Kippur wishes
Ah Ha! So homosexual aversion therapy does work after all! **
Snort.
**My cat died today.
Bye-bye then… **
Lack sympathy much!?
**
Oprah Winfrey
Surprise! You STILL can’t buy AK-47’s or Uzis! **
I bet she can.
**The Horrible Tragedy of All the Things I Can’t Eat.
I just returned from Chuck E Cheese! **
**Holy Shit! I’m MARRIED!!!
Chilli peppers and agony (TMI) **
Hey, we **told ** you not to go home late!
It was a naked TIT. And by God someone is going to pay, and pay big.
We’re officially a nation of pussies - Add your examples here
Hey, Floridopers, ready for Jeanne?
I can barely contain my excitement!
MPSIMS:
I like a fat girl!!!
Maryland/DC area dopers - Look to the skies for the big Homeland Security Blimp!
Here in MPSIMS:
**Newest Craze in Fast Food
My stove spontaneously burst into flame today. **
MPSIMS:
**Inappropriate things to write in a birthday card.
Happy birthday to me**
MPSIMS:
Inappropriate things to write in a birthday card.
Happy birthday to me.
Jinx! Buy me a Coke.
Stop being so shrill, or I won’t support your strgggle!
Most memorable dying words in a movie
(From New Posts)
The love life of nocturnal_tick…
Least Likely Causes of Death in Elephants
Currently in CS:
Gigs! Gigs! Gigs!
Brady! Brady! Brady!
That’s like the bad joke about the flea and the elephant underneath the coconut tree. “Suffer, baby, suffer!”
In CS:
Star Wars DVDs on the Xbox. Help!
Lucas “Fixing” Star Wars
-Sequential Thread Titles of God ( 1 2 )
-God gets fed up