My ear is plugged.
Say them with me: fudge, spit, witch, bum.
MPSIMS:
Great, my snake may have penis cancer
That’ll Teach Him to Keep His Penis in his Pants
IMHO:
Alcohol ???
This is so amazing I am stunned
MPSIMS:
Great, my snake may have penis cancer.
That’ll teach him to keep his penis in his pants!
Around 4:35 PM in IMHO:
What was the last thing you ate?
Placenta pot pie
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
(thanks to Terminus Est for alerting me to this one)
Another sequential virgin checking in…
As of 10:36PM PDT 4/9/02
Animal Wanker
My Trip to Sex World
OW! My Foot Hurts!
My 100th post…
MPSIMS
A fairly difficult puzzle
I’m going to kill my husband. Who wants to help me bury the body?
How far back can you remember?
Missed (and regretted) opportunities
GQ
Battery charging
Does your car battery drain if you leave your car unused for 3 weeks?
Good Prank For a Teacher
Eight Weeks Pregnant with a Cloned Human
4/10/02 10:25AM PDT
Times must be tough…
I just won $500!
Your last words?
After a search for new posts:
Straight Women & Lesbian Sex
Would he taste the difference?
:eek:
In General Questions, and in the worst possible taste:
What does a suicide bomber experience [or] feel after he (she)
Airline question - going one way
Just seen in MPSIMS …
Og? Who She be?
The Most Beautiful Little Girl …
In GQ :
Do Humans Eat Anything Inorganic?
Would He Taste the Difference?
In the Cafe :
Lines That Don’t Play as Well as They Used To
Long thick tresses, pouty lips, heavy mascara–Mary Pickford is HOT!
IMHO:
what’s your favorite jam/jelly/preserves/fruit spread?
Straight Women & Lesbian Sex
MPSIMS
i need help from fellow fontaholics
Is the font of morality ultimately self-interest?
In GQ:
Bloody Urine
Any part of the body not able to sense pain
A circumcision question…seriously
What Is The Purpose Of The Foreskin?
Aha! Now I know what my problem is!!!
Disturbing Fortune Cookies
A 40,000-ton floating condom?
Oh man, MPSIMS is rife with 'em right now!
A 40,000-ton floating condom?
DAMN you, Ben! And DAMN Jerry, too!
For How Long Can You Hold Your Breath?
Um, lets see here, Yep - that hurts.
Annoying People Thread
Calling all EVERQUEST players!
I have a son!
The jackboot has dropped
They blew up my shoes!!
In MPSIMS:
Fish Tank Cleaning Secrets- Revealed!
Need Aquarium Help, Please
In MPSIMS
Those wacky Germans…
Deflowering A Virgin MB
And you thought YOUR neighbors were bad…
Just spotted in GQ:
Why Are Sheep So Sexually Admired?
Truth Wanted: Does DuraLube Actually Work?
IMHO
Ask the Bariatric (weight loss) surgery Guy.
why is this site so addictive?