Sequential thread titles of the if not damned, then just slightly darned

Just now, in MPSIMS:

NEVER say this to a pregnant woman
I Executed 5 Demon Porn Elementals!
I don’t even want to imagine…

In MPSIMS:

NEVER say this to a pregnant woman!
How old are you, exactly?
SDMB Diplomacy – here we go again!

Here’s the latest from IMHO:

IYHO, what is included in a traditional Easter dinner?
Worms

In one sentence, what are you thinking about right now?
The moment you knew you were a geek

In MPSIMS as of 11:16 PM EST:

  • Good luck on the freeway
  • The damndest things happen…
  • Didn’t think they’d go there…

IMHO:

A question for gay men.
The Moment You Knew You Were A Geek

Okay, so it wouldn’t be funny if not for the fact that I keep misreading “Geek” as “Greek.”

Oh my God, this is the moment I’ve realized I’m a (classics) geek!!!

A question for gay men.
To beard or not to beard. That is the question

My first sequential thread title contribution…

Over in GQ this morning:
What happened to public support for marijuana?
Nickeled and Dimed to death
Face it. That’s funny.

My first, as well, over in IMHO…

I seem to have free porn access
I just watched a Japanese AV girl video

followed shortly thereafter by

How do I hook up with a bona fide cult?
Cross-Country By Car

Another sequential thread title virgin-until-now checking in…

Over in IMHO now:

You know what would be really great?
If humanity were destroyed…

For some reason I found this funny:

How do you feel about homosexuality?
I like it and you don’t!

In MPSIMS:

Its a slow porn day…
They came! They came! My bagpipes came!

and then

Its a slow porn day…
Bad Dog, very very bad dog

From MPSIMS:
-It’s a slow porn day…

-Another reason not to use Kazaa

(I thought it was funny :smiley: )

From IMHO:
-a question for parents

-How do you feel about homosexuality?

(works for a post, isnt really that funny)

-Weird things that turn you OFF.

-Is cybering cheating?

(hehe)

The BBQ Pit:
-McDonalds’ advertising… new depths

-Chris Kattan bites

(Its ok)

Just now over in the Pit:

Who The Hell Are You?
You Are On My Shit List

(kind of funny when you think about it)
Please, I can’t take this shit
Putrid Public Popcorn Poppers, and Eduction Students

(well, I guess it makes sense…)

In MPSIMS:

Funny things you’ve heard or said during orgasm.
Your Last Words?

Tell me a secret. Go ahead.
Mad Pronouncements! The Powerpuff Girls is produced by the Church of Scientology

Strange theft
Brag about your computer

I wonder if the two are related. :smiley:

Not to toot my own horn or anything…

The Wedding of Dave and Robin
Robin sighting (both in MPSIMS)

Robin

In MPSIMS:

Funny things you’ve heard or said during orgasm.
Help! There’s a cat on my porch and I don’t know what to do!

In IMHO:

Grooming of the public hair: preferences.
Who do you trust your hair to?
Damn, this is going to hurt.

Right now in MPSIMS (similar to original post)

Help, my ear is plugged.

Help, my ear is plugged.

We didn’t hear you the first time ** rubes **

Annie Xmas, you beat me to it. But there’s also:

How often does a 25-year old guy want sex?
Sex and Time