**Opening an exit door at 35,000 feet
Sulphur smell in bathroom
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Look, I know it smells bad, but you’re at 35,000 feet. Just spray some Febreze in there.
**Are there long-term downsides to losing your virginity late in life?
Ear cartilage pain?
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Damn, but my ear hurts! I knew I should’ve gotten laid earlier!
**Yellowstone supervolcano eruption. How to capitalize and profit?
Legally Going Back in Time?
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** Opening an exit door at 35,000 feet
The brightness of a clear blue sky **
Shaddup, I’m enjoying the view.
**“Whom would you” vs “Who would you”
I need a word!
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Have to admit it, I am a very change-resistant person
Who else masturbates with their non-dominant hand?
Go ahead and be a devil! Use the other hand!
Pancakes that make me feel like a man
Vegemite Breath
Syrup on your pancakes? How sweet. Real men put Vegemite on their pancakes!
** I’ll send an S.O.S. to the world…131 years from now
Delayed Flights?**
** Scratch & dent clearance item shelves
Your Weekly Amelia Earhart News! **
Hmm, Fred Noonan’s stock of canned mushrooms still looks pretty good…
** Help me listen to my music files while driving …
Alexa’s random laughter **
“Alexa, play my complete ABBA collection again.”
“HAHAHA OK white boy, but you so lame…”
Your Weekly Amelia Earhart News!
Delayed Flights?
I’ve heard of delayed flights, but 80 years is ridiculous.
Your Weekly Amelia Earhart News!
Delayed Flights?
I’ll say!
D’oh!, too slow.
Growing out of alcoholism?
"We are all Sam Nunberg"
** Help me listen to my music files while driving …
Research about driving styles?**
I’ll take a wild guess that people who listen to Telemann and Purcell have a slightly more laid-back driving style than the death metal crowd.
Who else masturbates with their non-dominant hand?
I have Dupuytren’s Contracture
Better than going blind, I guess.
The 1 - 10 Pain Scale
I am the Happiest Person in the World
Unless you happen to be into S & M, I’m guessing that’s a “1” or less.
How do I overcome resistance and develop the reading habit?
Bathropes
Tie yourself down with them until you start to read.
Creating chaos/conflict as a management style
What Kind of Attorney Do We Need?
One who’s experienced in dealing with hostile work environment lawsuits, I’d say.
** I want a good toaster
Why I Keep AR-15 Platform Rifles**
If you’re not careful you wind up with scorched crumbs, but it works if you’re in a hurry.
**Dinner tonight-- need answers fast!
What’s for breakfast?
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