**If you had to pick one earworm to hear for the rest of your life
On your feet: Gloria Estefan musical **
aarrrghhhh!
On Medical Aid in Dying
30 years for manslaughter?
FYI, Jack Kevorkian got 10-25 and served 8.
**Goodbye, H.R. McMaster
Don Jr. getting divorced **
Aw, geeze. I really thought it was gonna work out for those two!
** Suggest a school-wide panic button solution with no digging
How badly do you women stink up the bathroom? **
If it’s badly enough to cause panic, then it’s time to investigate the school cafeteria.
Types of Loneliness (Psychology Today article)
Unwanted sexual contact with no victim complaint. Okay?
No it’s not OK no matter how lonely you are.
My son-dog is in the hospital.
Found a dumped dog - Welcome Stumpy!
He wasn’t dumped, he was stolen!
Let’s ponder what’s up with people who don’t bathe regularly.
Do you wear strong scents? Should you?
What’s for breakfast?
Booze aged in barrels.
Breakfast of champions!
** How often do you drop a plop at work?
So who has been injured by a texter? **
If they’re too preoccupied to use a stall, then something’s gotta be done.
I need a bag.
Austin, Texas explosions (a 4th one has been reported)
That’s not my bag, baby!
** In cold weather, how many layers of clothing are sufficient?
A question best suited to a rancher or cowboy**
I’m back after 7 years… what did I miss?
Snow? In DC? Better late than never!
** Trivia questions which, amazingly, have two answers
How does UPS decide to leave a package or not?**
Standard policy or idle whim.
** I’m back after 7 years… what did I miss?
Oregon & Uranus**
We missed Uranus, too.
An Uber self-driving car killed a pedestrian in Tempe, AZ
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
A homicidal one?
Justifications for legal corruption in America?
You owe $21 trillion
**Happy JS Bach’s Birthday!
What’s for dinner?
**
Crab Cannon!
separated by one:
**What are your least favorite places that you’ve traveled to?
Oregon & Uranus
**
Too cold and desolate.
And Uranus isn’t great, either.
** What’s for dinner?
Pancakes that make me feel like a man
**
Sometimes Men just have to have Breakfast for Dinner.
** The K-T Asteroid: Would Modern Instrumentation Have Seen It Coming?
A question best suited to a rancher or cowboy
**
“Better go bring the herd in from the North Forty. Looks like a big Dust-Up comin’”
** What lesson did you learn from the Iraq war?
The correlation between mass shootings and video games **
Saddam said we never would have won the war if it hadn’t been for Grand Theft Auto.