** Who Is Mostly Likely To Wind Up Dead on The Americans?
Deadpool 2!
Philip Roth died **
Cafe Society: All Death, all the time
What are society’s real points of disagreement?
God and Life
That pretty well sums it up.
** Bacteria vs Virus which is deadlier
I have a choking sensation after swallowing**
It’s probably a virus! :eek:
Dog is “dry retching”, what is wrong?
Confiscating assets of unconvicted
Hitler is pretty wrong, too!
Weird or odd overheard conversations
"I’m not asking for money - just some gas…"
** What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading
Is Batman’s secret ID known to everyone?**
How old is your beer?
I have a choking sensation after swallowing
Then it’s definitely too old.
** In all seriousness, what is the deal with Trump’s hair?
Cute, Pretty or Beautiful?..**
Would you call this behavior homophobic? BENIGNLY homophobic?
Can you make it better and cheaper at home?
I don’t make anything at home. I’m benignly home-ophobic.
What’s your masturbation technique?
In all seriousness, what is the deal with Trump’s hair?
That’s not hair gel.
**You’re a billionaire. What does your will look like?
Solutions to problems that don’t exist
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** What to do with Obama?
It should be illegal for parent to kick their children out of their homes**
He had to leave the White House - the least his parents can do is put him up until he lands back on his feet. 
Diamonds are a scam, so how do I win?
How old is your beer?
Wait long enough and eventually the carbs will turn into diamond.
Breakfast challenge: help me refine my diet
How old is your beer?
Cornflakes taste much better when you pour draft beer over them.
**Memorial weekend beat down courtesy of the New Jersey police.
What’s your masturbation technique?
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** What kind of structure is this?
Pluto may be a Giant Comet?**
Or some other kind of structure.
** You’re a billionaire. What does your will look like?
Solutions to problems that don’t exist**
Already did it six posts earlier.
**What question do you wish people would ask you more often?
How may we serve you? **
To which I shall answer, ‘Pay close attention minions…’
** My failing memory
Pulled over AGAIN for unregistered car!
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I gotta remember to register that car!