Woman falls off cruise ship, treads water for 10 hours, and is found & rescued
Fitness and exercise thread
Fall off a cruise ship, then tread water for 10 hours! You’ll feel that flab melting away!
** Negative aspects of marijuana
I Passed Kindergarden Class! **
Yeah, it really sucks being in first grade.
**Quick, what’s your current earworm?
Hamilton - The Musical **
I call that “ear candy”–songs you like to have in your head
** Good songs that are cliché due overplay, that you listen to anyway
Take a jumbo shrimp…**
The line is “smell of shrimp”
Been waiting all day for this:
Auto Fellatio - A guy at work said he can.
Major Blow Job for Hawaii
**Trump is 100% right about one thing…
Manafort and Cohen both guilty **
I thought it was part of the ‘Witch Hunt’ but maybe I missed a tweet.
** Aggravating Things that happen to you.
Why do death row appeals continue to take longer?**
Yeah, goddamit, I’m tired of waiting. Hurry up and get it over with fer chrissake!
Trump is 100% right about one thing…
Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore
I can so hear Trump saying this.
My current wild speculation about physics
I can’t do it anymore. (Work)
I am now completely unable to transfer energy in order to move objects.
**When walking across a street…
Should I buy a dash cam?
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Always. Even if you already own one.
**Once upon a time, two early humans of different ancestry met at a cave in Russia.
The history of the pit stop
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** Do you still have all of your orginial, factory-installed parts?
Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought
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Yes, I still have that part and it’s much bigger than you always thought
Movie recommendations, bring the funny
Tim Conway suffering from dementia
Dorf On Dementia
Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought
Disorder where you fear your dick is shrinking.
Candles made from dead birds?
How Toxic is Toxic Mold?
Either kind of candle really spices up a Black Mass.
**Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought
Major Blow Job for Hawaii **
Well that blows.
** Everyday, normal things that mystified you as a kid.
Disorder where you fear your dick is shrinking.
Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought
Yes, I can see you**
It mystifies me that you think your dick is shrinking, but I think it’s much bigger because I can see your dick.
Regina: Rhymes with?
Burning Man and Cell Service
:dubious:
What cancelled 20th/21st Century military system would you have liked to have seen come to fruition?
Gavels (and maces)
Very powerful at close distance.
** You have miraculous healing powers, best way to help people?
Please give me your best remedies for Back Spasms.**
Arise! The power of Satan compels you!! And if that doesn’t work, I have Naproxen.