** Fuck I fucking hate the fucking sand!
That mudda fucka (a voice from the past calls out of the blue)
Goddamn fucking right she should sue!!!
Let’s mini-rant, shall we?
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**Big Ol’ Clues that you missed or that you sent and were missed
How do you sign a breast?
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**How handy would you be in a fight?
Strategies for dealing with telemarketers **
**How handy would you be in a fight?
Doomsday in America! **
How big a fight are you thinking?
Can a Sin produce a Pleasure?
Should there be a stigma on masturbation?
**Spur of the moment decision - might be life-changing. (Calling the Chicago Dopers.)
I saved someone’s life today. **
**A rebuttal of sorts: Cops should enforce real crimes
PSA: Cops ARE doing their job!!
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I guess I’m Old-Fashioned. I think cops should do their jobs by PREVENTING real crimes.
**All I want is a nice soft-boiled egg.
What food can’t you prepare the way you like it? **
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
** If there were a God, don’t you think he would’ve made him or her self known by now?
Can we make any educated guesses on what an Alien life form would look like?
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**Odd and Amusing Moments in Sex Education
A curious parcel arrived last night **
Was this “package” in “the mail” for 9 months?
**move over robot chicken! here is something even more bizarre
The Music Man **
** Why the diehard love for Hillary?
Idiocracy: Is it plausible?
Why the hatred of Hillary? **
** Now that Natalie Portman’s off the list…
What celebrity would you go gay (or straight) for? **
**Doper Profs: Has the quality of students’ writing plummeted in the last 15 years?
What will the world be like in the year 3007CE? **
OMG Doeznt bare thnkng abt!
** A Perfect Sunday - An Early MMP
Westboro Baptist Church being sued
There’s a curse on the house across the road **
**Ask the Former Restroom-Sex Afficionado (in light of the Sen. Craig scandal)
Tell me about talking to your kids about sex **
**Damnit, I don’t CARE that it’s your time of the month.
Sorry about that, guys.
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** A curious parcel arrived last night
The White Elephant Exchange 2007 **
**Scrap the Internet? Whaaaa…?
I finally got high speed at home!!!
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**So who the hell DOESN’T support the troops…
US gravity control research
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