Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition

Just now in New Posts:

** Your favorite Dad memory
Sharing a hotel room on a business trip**

:eek:

You, Can, go your own way
Party of Death

That’s telling them!

Who uses a typewriter anymore?
Larry the CableGuy

And my favorite:

**What mneumonic visual/verbal devices do you use?
Superman = Jesus? **

Earlier today:

Stupid Kidneys
Some DivaCup Questions (TMI, most likely)

“TMI, most likely”? Lady, if involves the kidneys and a Divacup, TMI for sure.

**Has the rise of Modern Dentistry caused a decline in the Vampire population?
Are full-spectrum lightbulbs effective against vampires? **

Maybe we need a separate forum for vampire questions

IMHO:

advice sought. Suspect Brother-in-Law a child molester/ into child porn
What’s the greatest age difference you’ve had in a romantic relationship?
What are you doing this weekend?

I’m not sure I like where this is going…

**advice sought. Suspect Brother-in-Law a child molester/ into child porn
“But Henry…It’s FATHER’S DAY!”

Do we have any of the following professions here?
I work in a cubicle. . .**

IMHO:

Be an American Communist for me.
Talk me into getting a little dog.

I like the Bush Administation
Lying Whore.

Nuff said.

FtM reassignment…what about the kids?
What are you doing this weekend?

IMHO:

** Would you buy or use a used mattress??
What’s the point of smearing your body’s excretions?**

Also:

** Need ‘Nice’ Bachelor Party Ideas
Who’s Your Favorite Centerfold?**

“We thought getting you drunk and leaving you alone with a working girl might be a bit much, so we got you some sarsaparilla and a magazine. Party on, dude!”

MPSIMS:

Dipping my junk in another man’s pee
Am I being rude?

Why yes, I think that’s quite rude!

What’s the point of smearing your body’s exretions?
How to deal with arrogant coworker?

From MPSIMS

Tiny Events that Make You Realize How Old You Are
Dipping my junk in another man’s pee

**Meeting pimps
Work rant. Fuck this.
The People I Slapped Today **

Indeed. This place is getting kinker than I am without even trying.

How to deal with arrogant coworker?
Hot Monkey Sex

3 Naked Boys
Anderson Cooper gives me a boner…
Hot Monkey Sex

You can’t make stuff like this up! Well, you could, but I didn’t! It’s also in a sequential thread titled “Deep Throat Edition,” which is even more disturbing!

**Muscle Car Shootout: Would today’s fastest cars shut down the '60s-'70s muscle cars?
speeding tickets – several questions **

Inevitable really, wasn’t it?

** Have Prostate Cancer
It’s 100% official- I’m a doctor. **

The idea that “The doctor that treats himself has a fool for a patient” is funnier when you know the latter thread was started by irishgirl

**Will an elephant mate with a rhinoceros?

How do so police officers get away with being very fat?**
Maybe I have a sick mind, but…

** I am a moron.
Dipping my junk in another man’s pee **

Quite a lineup in MPSIMS:

**Sharing a hotel room on a business trip
How to deal with arrogant coworker?
Low alcohol homebrew
Would you kill yourself?
Is It Fair To Get A Dog When You’re Gone All Day?
Can a small toy breed dog live a large/giant breed dog? **

There’s a screenplay in there somewhere