** In Search of the Magical Penis Thieves
A piano mysteriously appeared in my house and no one knows its origin
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It’s the new magical yet hard-of-hearing Robin Hood. He steals penises instead of pianists and leaves pianos.
** Do many women actually use strap-on dildos?
Male Dopers: recommend me some underwear.
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Ones that are hard to pull down and have a reinforced seat.
** Do many women actually use strap-on dildos?
What makes you scream and run like a little girl?
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**Sex every day for a year?
Thanks **
Who the heck are the “post gays”?
Lesbians in the porno industry
**“Nothing Works Better Than…”
None of you exist. It’s just me.
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Solipsism is always the answer.
Lesbians in the porno industry
Why the Phobia of Eating Alone?
Because it’s really hard on their necks.
What was your childhood safety blanket?
Lesbians in the porno industry
See what happens when the TV becomes the babysitter?
** Ask The Devil’s Advocate
Do you like to be spanked? Maybe TMI **
What is “Emo”
Giving exotic matter the finger
Exotic matter doesn’t understand me!
**I need a chick lawn mower, for cheap. Ideas?
Lesbians in the porno industry
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Make me a New Name
Genesis-The Reboot
Cafe Society:
** A Stupid Thing in Star Trek That Has Annoyed Me For Years (Add Your Own!)
Samuel L. Jackson in ANY movie**
**What was the context of Lord Kelvin’s infamous statement about flying machines?
Hot Dogs and Hot Dog buns **
**And the dumbest line of the movie is…
“Shoot the wings off the flies” (WANTED)
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From New Posts…
**Journey to the Center of My Colon…
Do many women actually use strap-on dildos? **
No… I’m afraid it’s real and it’s spectacular.
I’m in China!
Job hunt advice sought
**So, Charter Members, how do I get in?
Atheist Security Pass
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New Posts:
What are the challenges of starting your own business?
Five years down the drain
** What’s going on with flank steak these days?
pink sauce
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Yecchhh!