**How soon should I ask her out?
Do you like to be spanked? Maybe TMI
Five years down the drain
I don’t trust banks.
This vase smells funny. Guess the odor. Part 1 of a story.
Journey to the Center of My Colon… **
**Angry fiance destroys her man’s most prized Star Wars collectible - With video!
Five years down the drain! **
Don’cha hate that when that happens?
Love, Phil
/glad I’d finished my Pepsi
Do many women actually use strap-on dildos?
Strange juror behavior
OBJECTION Your Honor!
** Small Steps for Cambodia’s “Jungle Girl”
How soon should I ask her out?
**
Not too soon. remember — Small steps!
New product tastes nothing like the old one
What’s going on with flank steak these days?
** Do you like to be spanked? Maybe TMI
Ask the (former) crackhead
**
That could give new meaning to the term
** Did You Go To Camp As A Kid?
Do many women actually use strap-on dildos?**
It wasn’t that kind of camp.
Do many women actually use strap-on dildos?
Speaking of cleaning: aluminum sheet w/ baked-on vegetable oil
Women strap on dildos to assist in the washing of dishes?
**Both my kids need braces. As in NOW AIGGGHHHHH!
This breeder’s lament
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Should’ve thought of that before you bred.
**Should I use a 12-gage, 20-amp extension cord for this application?
Do you prefer to be passive or active during sex?
**
** Tell me your MOST embarrassing date…
Found a baby possum! what do i do? **
Barbacoa!
**Name me some girl characters…
Andy Dick: Dick
**
No, I don’t think so…
**Erotic Falconry
This breeder’s lament
**
Watermelon: A Poll
Shoot to kill – would you?
R. Lee Ermey would!
**A bird of prey collided with my window in the night
Erotic Falconry
Tell me your MOST embarrassing date… **
American Revolution and British mortgage holders: what happened to the debts?
Debt management companies
**Tell me your MOST embarrassing date…
True love , and a (dead )penis doctor
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**A quick question for doper men:
Do you prefer to be passive or active during sex **
**Last thing you said to an inanimate object, machine, or computer?
Eve, I know you’re there…come out! **