** What does “Left my Goat at Home” mean?
Insoluble engineering problems **
Dammit, how are we going to get through that wall of empty tin cans?
** Insoluble engineering problems
Hybrid Chimpanzee/Gorillas? **
“Doctor, you haven’t slept in days…”
“Dammit, don’t bother me now! There must be some way to mix chimps with gorillas! There must!”
** Waiter/waitress rants
Get your baby’s dirty ass off the restaurant table!**
** Your unusual dog commands…
Abolish apostrophes and commas! **
You have no idea how many dog treats it took to teach him that!
Run for the hills! Why?
War with North Korea
**Gentelmen: what did you get your sister for her wedding?
Wooden playset enhancements – grab bars.
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Hey little sister – looks like you could use some grab bars – if you know what I mean.
**What if every business had to be called…
Van der Sloot’s killed again!
2 year old smokes 40 cigarettes a day. WTF?
I believe I have had enough of this town **
War with North Korea
Matter-Antimatter explosion
I don’t think it would be that bad.
**Good Band Names
My whipped cream is defective
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Eh, I’ve seen better.
Female overanalyzing
My wife thinks I’m cheating on her
** I argued in front of the Court of Appeal today.
What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday?? **
I’ve heard of frivolous lawsuits, but this one takes the biscuit
NB Johnny is fond of biscuits
Grease Is The Word
I recently saw the best movie ever!
What did you think about Grease II ?
Looking for a way to phrase a question
I Called 911 Today
That’s not what they’re there for.