Pope should launch his own brand of condoms
Advice on party favors for kids
COSR:
Sticky Thread Sticky: Staff Reports are pre-dated
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Well, the sequence of thread content was kind of curious. In the second thread above, the OP claimed that the title of the Chicago song referred to the Kent State massacre, which didn’t take place until several months after the song was released. But hey, if staff reports can appear before they’re published, why can’t… oh, never mind.
** Sequential threads, generic
Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page) **
Clearly, if you want to get lotsnlots of replies, you need to lubricate the masses with alcohol and dancing… little guys.
The little guys must look better after all that alcohol.
The deed is done - I’m a Mrs!
Did you ever get THE talk?
Now that you’re married it’s time you learned about the birds and the bees.
I am ready to start dating…
Negotiating an attorneys fees ?
Dating ain’t what it used to be…
It took a year and a half to go on my first “dumbass” allergy EMT call.
What are you allergic to?
I don’t think I want to tell you now and risk being called a dumbass.
**What kind of meat do people eat?
Let him not be uncircumcised. - WHAT?!
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**It took a year and a half to go on my first “dumbass” allergy EMT call.
2-year old sips alcohol, mom calls cops and paramedics; blames restaurant **
Soda Fountain dispenses foam - why?
Faucet Questions
**What kind of meat do people eat?
Homeless Ants?
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I am ready to start dating…
When is it time to replace a toilet seat?
Preferably not on the first date.
What’s up with Christian tour buses/coaches?
How do hospitals know who to call when there’s an accident?
Who to call is easy, how to call is tougher.
Dead man sitting on motorcycle
Aloha!
From the Pit:
Another “Anti-Gay” Crusader Falls Out Of The Closet
Suck it! Boy Scouts of America and the Mormon Church!
Pretty ambitious for his first step out, isn’t he?
Tools for the coming zombie apocalypse
Dead man sitting on motorcycle.
The way zombies shuffle along, it’s a wonder there’s an apocalypse at all. Bikes should speed things up a bit.
Wait - you meant tools for the survivors, didn’t you?
Are the aliens really humans of the future?
Can a plant seed hitchhike through ice cream?
Sounds silly now, but when alien trees start emerging through your navel and populating the globe, you won’t be laughing so much.
I got out of the house!
Baby John stolen from his grave
Heh.
Baseball fan tasered for running onto the field
You’re on the run from the authorities. Who (if anyone) do you go to for help?
I’ve just crossed the Philadelphia Phillies off my list.
Tools for the coming zombie apocalypse
Baby John Stolen from his Grave!
The zombies are getting smarter. “What a cute little babAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!”
Suggestions for things to see and do in the Carolinas and Georgia
What preparations, if any, have you made for your own death or disability?
Huh? I’m just going to the beach and maybe a Braves game, for Chrissake.
Painful confession time: Things you ought to know but don’t
What do you call these things?
I got out of the house!
Self Delusions
You’re still in your bedroom.