Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer
I’m looking for sympathy, empathy, and good vibes
Sure…as soon as I stop laughing.
Do you like donuts? Do you like burgers? Try the donut burger!
Things that could have been invented sooner … but weren’t
Seriously, why weren’t donut burgers invented sooner?
Disturbingly well-done Egyptian ultraconservative rape PSA
M&P: Hole in my bathroom
** Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer
Go see my brother-in-law’s YouTube review of Bladerunner. **
I found his diary underneath the bras
And started reading about Deckard…
Best way to remove 4x4 posts embeded in concrete?
Blowing air through your urethra
I swear I saw it on Mythbusters.
The hardest technological thing to give up for a month would be…
Safest seat on a plane
Separated by one:
** Feel like there is something missing…
Jupiter Loses a Stripe! **
Anyone want to help me with some psych research?
I’m really bored
My life lacks drama at the moment.
I don’t think playing with the patients is approved by the governing board.
Atheist Heaven, -what would our slice of heaven be
Russia, with Hamas and Syria today and Turkey tomorrow.
Uh, I believe you’re thinking in terms of atheist hell. Add Mississippi and the list is complete.
**Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer
What are you wearing right now? **
Feel like there is something missing…
Don’t eat teh slugs
Yeah, chances are pretty good that the taste of slug isn’t what’s missing.
Dandelions and lawnmowers
Measuring Distance With a Laser
Can you say ‘overkill’? 
**I’m looking for sympathy, empathy, and good vibes
Not on MY lawn! **
**So what the hell happened at Waco, anyway?
You know those lists of cult behavior…
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** Ladies (primarily): what blind spots to check for as a man whom women value only as a friend?
Forgetting a female **
**US law: lewd public behaviour?
Blowing air through your urethra **
Sure, it’s lewd. But what great party trick!
** Loud keyboard
My computer has insomnia. **
It can’t sleep because of all the noise.
** Ladies (primarily): what blind spots to check for as a man whom women value only as a friend?
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, if mommy says it’s okay. **
Determining Cause-Of-Death Without an Autopsy
The volume of froth
The cause of death was either rabies… or something else.
Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer
Why I Was Late To Work Today: Your Real Excuses - Too Bizarre to Make Up
“You see, boss…”