**Help! Talk me down from an office affair!
National Masturbation Month **
Flog it from now until June, and you’ll be too exhausted and sore for any naughties, office or otherwise. 
One of the best I’ve seen in a while …
**Spending eternity in hell in order to spare all others?
It Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be…
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**Help! Talk me down from an office affair!
I’m getting marriaged on Friday! **
Then this really isn’t the time for an affair… :smack:
**I. Hate. Vista.
It Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be…
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Times when you don’t believe an artist about their own works
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! [Paris Hilton]
Call Paris an “artist” is ridiculous
** First album you bought for yourself?
Last album you bought on vinyl **
Alpha and Omega
** Describe it in three words, Part Deux
I. Hate. Vista. **
**Looking for Young Men to Fulfill the Needs of a Cougar?
Toddlers notice more than you think
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** Help! I need to brush my cat’s teeth
Looking for Young Men to Fulfill the Needs of a Cougar?
**
Ouch!
** Things it ISN’T OK to go cheap on:
Ospreys!
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**Hello, my name is Mouse_Maven and I will be tormenting you this summer.
Mouse problem, so landlord is handing out knives **
The Heartbreak of Feline Acne (TMI)
Looking for Young Men to Fulfill the Needs of a Cougar?
Are there always this many cat-related threads on the Dope?
**Mouse problem, so landlord is handing out knives
Yes! I got the job at last!
**
Okay, we filled the position of “Farmer’s Wife”, what’s next?
From New Posts:
** Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
Am I overreacting to this comment? **
**What’s the most expensive thing you’ve accidentally broken?
Ospreys!
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**I can usually tell if someone has been in the military. Why is that?
Hermaphroditism **
Don’t ask; don’t tell indeed
**Loose stools, really is a band name!
It Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be… **
**Tasteless political jokes!
Squeaky Cheese Curds!
Land O Lakes Butter
Yabba Dabba Doo!**
Someone’s got an interesting weekend planned.
**I.Hate.Vista
Talking about bad news…
It Ain’t All it’s Cracked Up To Be…
**The zombies will attack the airports first
The most horrible event that occurred near me **