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** Most unusual eye color you’ve seen?

Are You a Winker?

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Separated by one:

** I’m feeling very badly for my spouse.

Today’s my wife’s birthday!

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Just don’t put candles marking her age on the cake.

**Females have …

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Tums.

** I found out that my girlfriend visits Stormfront.org

Why is your ex your ex?
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Why would israeli citizens settle in disputed regions?
Another libertarian debate thread

I seriously doubt the Israeli settlers are libertarians.

Do you consider sex to be a recreational activity?
What was the most painfull thing you ever did?

“That’d be in the butt, Bob”.

**Darth Vader vs Gandalf
Darth Vader between episode 3 and 4 **

**Do we have a Zombie Movie for Today?
Best of the Beatles: Past Masters, Volume One **

**Need some career advice
Would you join Satan and 1/3 of the angels? **

** Avoiding the garbage disposal?
The death of a neighbor–and the nature of Catholic funerals**

“Yes, they’re expensive, Mrs. Mancini, but nowhere near as costly as that plumbing bill’s going to be.”

** It’s a guy thing

I forgot my anniversary!

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**Snake eats centipede only to have it chew its way out.

It’s a guy thing**

Can we play another round of “What the hell were Mom and Dad thinking when they named the kid?”
Binge drinking

So that’s how they came up with the name!

Why is your ex your ex?
Please solve the mystery of the Russian ghost car.

I told her not to go bar-hopping in a Moskvitch, but did she listen? Nooo.

They’ve found Shakespeare’s dic
It’s a guy thing

What’s the intended purpose of the star-shaped shredders on the cheese grater?
Hurt like a motherfucker [use of expletives]

Yeah, that time when my hand slipped, I said words I didn’t even think I knew.

Is the US wrong to ban the Iranian UN ambassador from entering the USA?
Workplace griping, anyone?

Iranian ambassador, “How am I supposed to get to work now?!” :Grumble: :Grumble: :mad:

Binge drinking
It’s a guy thing

In reverse order:

Why is your ex your ex?
Binge drinking
It’s a guy thing

I found out that my girlfriend visits Stormfront.org
Why is your ex your ex?