A Triple Play in the BBQ Pit:
**Anyone else notice the arrogance among engineers
Selfish S.o.B.s!!!
“I will take what is mine with fire and blood” Threat or fan T-shirt?
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Tip-toeing Trepidaciously into the Whedonverse (starting with Firefly)
Mmmmm, I forgot just how good this is,
Yeah, Firefly is a cult classic after all.
Tell us something about yourself that you have yet to tell us
I am the center of the universe!!!
Yeah, we already figured out that you’re extremely arrogant.
Poll: The man with the swastika tattoo
I’m in the ER waiting for labs and saline hookup. Guess the diagnosis?
Lemme guess - you pissed off the guy with the swastika tattoo.
Another good reason not to get a tattoo
Ferry Sinks
That does it - we gotta make those things illegal.
**Little Things That Brighten Your Day
My invitation to join the Illuminati finally came in! **
Virgin leather?
Physicists - so, how is the Higgs Field NOT ether?!
Sequential bad poetry?
**Your funeral music
Glee - Opening Night **
**How many of you have advanced degrees, and…
What’s on your clipboard? **
**Amputation without anesthesia?
Do police officers really do this? Why?
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It toughens them up, and thins out the herd.
**A great evening of star-gazing: 3 planets, first magnitude stars galore and the Milky Way
Little Things That Brighten Your Day **
It’s funny because it’s true.
When you’re down, and feel like crying…
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** Hilarious new product
When you’re down, and feel like crying…
Ever been around any crazy people?**
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Why are some people enjoying the possible break up of the UK?
Prophecies
Scotland’s independence was foretold by Nostradamus.
** Why was Ross Perot so popular in 1992?
Oysters**
Crustaceans have long been swing factors in American politics; indeed, the New Hampshire Senate race will be decided by who gives away the most clam rolls.
** Gaining Weight Safely
I ate a burger that was left out for 5 hours? will i be ok?**
**What black actor would you cast as…Superman?
Lana…Lana…Lanaaaaaaaa!!! What???
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Lana Lang’s response: Superman. You’ve changed,color.
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How many of you have advanced degrees, and…
What is your current kill rate?
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Here at the Vorhees Institute for Advanced Mortality Removal…
** Job interview question
I ate a burger that was left out for 5 hours? will i be ok?**
You want to be reassuring - on the other hand, you really want that short-order cook’s job…
Other than “full power” and “defrost” do you use any other microwave setting?
Godlike Powers, Human Mind: What Would You Do?
I’d probably have a hard time keeping my finger away from the “destroy world” button.
Effects of nuking the Yellowstone supervolcano?
Going to space with no engines
And you get to go “WHEEEE!” all the way up.