Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

**When is it okay to call a woman a slut?
Can I do this with Excel?
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Yeah, simple formula. Suppose the number of her sex partners is in cell B2 and yours is in C2. Then you can code up a formula, let’s say it’s in E2 for now, that reads like this:

=IF(B2>C2,“Slut!”,“Good girl”)

Pretty that up a bit and copy where needed.

** Mount St. Helens - Thar She Blows!!! (Well, maybe … not)

Circle Jerk!?
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From the description in the first thread, it sounds like it could be.

**Poll: Hypothetical: being forced to let somebody see you naked

What are your thoughts RE: Fat people in tight clothes
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It’s arguably better than looking at them naked.

Although my personal opinion is that I hate to see any living creature confined.

Twin Cities Dopefest, Summer 2014
Circle Jerk!?

That’s it, I’m definitely not coming. :dubious:

** When is it okay to call a woman a slut?
Dancing on someone’s grave**

“Ding dong, the slut is dead! Which old slut? The skanky slut! Ding dong, the skanky slut is dead!”

I object to JohnClay’s very existence and everything he stands for
Anal Jihad

He just wants to establish the Anal Caliphate, what’s so bad about that?

Free WiFi in restaurants - Good or Bad?
Xfinity: WTFO?

Hypothetical: being forced to let somebody see you naked
Cousin relationships: how close is too close

It’s all relative…

**My New Boss Is Younger Than I Am
And so it begins! (The apocolypse) **

Sam the Apple Polisher
How do you clean coins?

By polishing them, of course.

When is it okay to call a woman a slut?
Poll: What does “Roll the dice” mean to you?

It means “she might have pepper spray on her”.

Convince me it’s not as bad as it seems
Can I do this with Excel?

If I put the pros in Column A and the cons in Column B, then use various weighting functions for both the reality and the perception, I can make graphs with all the proof you need…

what to do in Boston?
Bubbles!

“Bubbles says hi!”

That’s ok. everyone else will be.

**What does the Google street view of your home show?
Hey, cool new bug is discovered **

What are your thoughts RE: Fat people in tight clothes
Dancing on someone’s grave

That’s what you get for writing the “Don’t Be A Pig, Eat Less” diet book.

Explain this headstone to me
Foods with testosterone

I’ll admit, it’s a real head scratcher.

**Were any other names proposed for the United States of America?
Holland / Netherlands **

But then John Adams pointed out that was already a place.

Well, it’s not that far-fetched. After all, even old New York was once New Amsterdam. (Why they changed it I can’t say. People just liked it better that way.)

Dancing on someone’s grave
Anybody ever known someone that did something so wrong it made the news?

"Ms X, 24, said ‘He was a pig. I’m glad he’s dead and I’m not sorry about saying so.’ The Reverend Y Z commented, ‘While Ms X may have had grounds for her feelings, it is not my position to sit in judgment on the deceased, and I have to say that the mourners did find Ms X’s actions upsetting’ ".