Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

** Your thoughts on using tablets in education (elementary-high school)
Need advice for a dog**

I’d definitely go with the touch screen.

** Question re: E-Cigarette Vapor
Can You Vape In Non-Smoking Areas?
What is the reason (chemically) that people smoke cigarettes?
electronic cigarettes–how bad are they? **

I’m sensing a theme here.

**What Dope story do you want to know more of?
Poodle Swollen Vulva **

Give me all the details.

** Why doesn’t this product/service exist?
More Secret Service Misconduct**

As a service it definitely exists. I’ve also seen Secret Service Misconduct offered on Amazon, 20% More Misconduct for the price of a 16 oz. can.

**My father-in-law just passed
Enough spiders to give anybody nightmares **
The brain bleach! Where the hell is the brain bleach!

** Current LEOs - Changes in use of force policies?
Self-adhesive rubber feet**

They immobilize suspects pretty well, but take too long to put on. :frowning:

**So how did table scraps become poisonous to dogs?

Poodle Swollen Vulva

**

“Don’t feed your poodle table scraps! Don’t you KNOW what that can do?”

** Why do farts smell different at different times?
The Oracle At Delphi: Is The Hallucinogenic Gas Spring Still There **

Holy crap, the Oracle’s been eating Mexican food again!

Poodle Swollen Vulva
What’s wrong with some people?

The world would be a better place if fewer people were affected by poodle swollen vulva.

-or-

See? If gay marriage is OK, then it’s OK to boff dogs! Keep those poodle swollen vulva people away from our kids!

**Oy, of all the possible jokes to make… He made that one
Poodle Swollen Vulva **

Dude, that joke was foul.

** Would you date a 40-year-old virgin?

Go to first new post Sigh. The things I do for my sister… **

That’s some brotherly love, that.

Tactlessness on Social Media
What’s wrong with some people?

What is your favorite pizza topping?
Men!

The alternative to vegetarian pizza: Humanitarian pizza.

Preventing high school students from sleeping with teachers
Poodle Swollen Vulva

Yes, that should put them off.

Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
14 Die at a Concert in South Korea

Sequential threads kill.

Lockheed Skunk Works reveals new fusion reactor design
Did the US Furnish the Gas?

That’s not how it works.

Attention all skinheads and punks
What’s wrong with some people?

That is what I’d like to know.

**How do researchers stay motivated?
peanut allergies **

“Now, doctor, you have 72 hours to complete the work on my army of death-ray-wielding killer robots. Otherwise, this timing mechanism here will automatically crush this legume from an Arachis hypogaea, spraying a fine dust into your daughter’s cell.”

“No! You fiend!!!

** Why shouldn’t I move to Massachusetts?
Halloween weirdness**

Entire families dressed up as Martha Coakley - yes, it’s scary.

**I just spent my vacation with a group of elderly people–and I liked it!
14 Die at a Concert in South Korea **

Maybe that’ll teach you to keep Grandma out of the mosh pit!