Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

How do you/what’s the best way to use a laptop?
Really need sexual advice!! plz…

No, no, no. He said laptop, not lap dance.

On the Potty – Pants around knees or ankles?
Share something creepy

** Random acts of public nudity
Inappropriate things that your teachers said and did…**

Well, it really spiced up the halftime show at homecoming. But then she forgot the words to the fight song…

What is the Worst Ending for a Classmate That You’re Aware of?
Random acts of public nudity

“Ah, yes, Sam Smith–‘Sammy the Streaker’ we always called him. Wonder what happened to old Sammy?” Googles “Multiple arrests for indecent exposure–well, I guess we all saw that coming!”

Share something creepy
considering NOT getting garbage pick up

"Aw, man, we don’t wanna go in there–that’s the Old Grundy Place. It’s…
…Totally surrounded by big piles of rotting garbage!"

:Gasps:

**Why are my boobs getting bigger?

Give yourself a new name

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Too many possibilities…

**Recent Staycation with Family…think I realized my sister is a sociopath

I just found a big pile of stolen mail

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Make her give it back

** Cops looking for you?

Give yourself a new name

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Using Aliases! All the fugitives are doing it!

Survivors of ebola
Why were there no queens for France?

Why should they know? :confused:

** What to do about a bad real estate agent?

considering NOT getting garbage pick up
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**What’s something you have a Pavlovian reaction to?

Fat Pancakes ?!?!?!? **

** Determining If Someone Is Canadian…

Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others

The Canadope Café, 2014 Edition: In 3-D!
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** Scotland: When to go? What to see?
Why are my boobs getting bigger?**

Hmm, we could go visit another castle, or check out the woman with the enlarging boobs. That’s a tough one…

In Defense of Lower Education.
What should we do/how should we feel about the stupid?

We should feel bad for them and try to get them higher education.

**Attention all skinheads and punks
Do you own an etui? **

Keep my safety pins in it when I’m not wearin’ 'em.

Possibly my strangest, certainly my most entertaining (to me), dream ever
Shooting at the high school I graduated from.

I take it you didn’t have a fun time there.
Original Sin and Final Judgment
Will Google turn into something terrible? Has it already?

They’ve made a Google version of everything else. A GoogleApocalypse was just a matter of time I suppose.

** Extremely intelligent people…Emotionally challenged??
Cops looking for you?**

Bob’s Hideaway has it all! Our own Mensa chapter, a well-stocked disguise shop, arranged marriage services and free Continental breakfast!! Make your reservation today!!!

My Employee smells like skunk
What’s His Ethnicity?

That’s racist! :mad:

Recent Staycation with Family…think I realized my sister is a sociopath
Stuff obvious to you, not so obvious to others

What is the Worst Ending for a Classmate That You’re Aware of?
Shooting at the high school I graduated from.

That counts as bad.