** In defense of Art
Don’t squeeze.
**
…unless it’s Squeezable Art.
Because I need to assure my ticket to Hell, I must point out that yesterday there was this combo:
Are most men rapists in wartime? Historical wars and rape
I feel like Cassandra…
** Shelley Longs and David Carusos
Foods I will not eat
**
“I’ll take Celebrity Cannibalism for $600, Alex…”
**Kids’ mischief
When does it stop? 
**
Never.
It just gets more refined as they get older.
**Question from Car Talk (but not ABOUT Car Talk)
Is electricity/magnetism involved in my car’s premature rusting?
Yet Another Question on Relativity
**
Even questions on Body Work have gotten a LOT more complicated recently.
**Free Sperm - all natural insemination
Well, that was awkward.**
You don’t say.
**The Arctic Front Has Arrived
So . . . Pigs are smelly**
It’s also making bears shit in the woods.
** I Decided To Start This Week’s MMP
When does it stop?
**
Next week.
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
The Arctic Front Has Arrived
I’m confused…
**Young boy saves even younger girl from Syrian snipers.
Kids’ mischief **
Will everyone eventually break under torture?
Greedy Dentists or State of the Art?
**Free Sperm - all natural insemination
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2014 **
I’m looking for some friendly type names to call people
Insomniac
Carl, you old insomniac, get over here.
On my subscribed list:
**Most pretentious rock songs
Jihadists want to kill da Queen
**
Cause they’re pretentious, amirite?
I got a job!
Car Headlights who needs them?
I hope the job isn’t “chauffeur”…
** Homosexuality is ‘unnatural’
Kids’ mischief **
There’s some sort of playing Doctor joke in there, but I’m not touching with a ten foot pole.
** “Manscaping”
When does it stop? **
If you’re not finished by lunchtime, you’ve probably gone too far.
** I got a job!
I don’t like time.
**
I foresee trouble, possibly by your first break time.
Does anyone remember this children’s book?
Stolen Valour: Another Scumbag
It’s not on my kid’s reading list.
Is there anything that can be taken orally to neutralize the burn of capsaicin
When does it stop?
In about an hour. But it begins again in 12-24 hours, depending on how fast your bowels work.