**Can You Get AIDS In The Following Scenarios?
Midget vs dwarf
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Only if it’s a Sex Dwarf.
Women: Is this okay to wear to a wedding?
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
Post a picture and let’s see.
I Finally Figured Out “Benny Hill” (I Think)
Does Buddhism require a belief in the supernatural?
No, but you need to know the sound of one head slapping.
Vegan gluten free recipies needed
Goodbye dried out pork!
Dude. You can have juicy pork now. No need to do anything drastic.
Werewolves – How do you stop them?
I’m A Climate Scientist!
“Back off, hideous fanged creature, or I’ll show you my global warming charts!”
Werewolves – How do you stop them?
Russell Brand?
Well, yes… I suppose that is the traditional approach.
Werewolves – How do you stop them?
Tony Stark’s house is up for sale!
Nah - even if the new owner gives them the boot, they’ll just start hanging out at the laundromat.
People who don’t clean up their doggie poop
Its been a while since we had a White Elephant Exchange - anyone keen?
Upcoming thread: ‘People who don’t clean up their elephant poop’
**My Favorite Thing I Did This Weekend Was . . .
Cute newborn kittens…
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You sicko!
I’m 28 and my teeth are deteriorating rapidly. What do I do?
Invent modern gladiatorial classes!
Nothing like mortal combat to take your mind off an upcoming root canal.
**Poll: If it were possible, you accept a new sense?
Oddball sensory pleasures **
NEW Oddball sensory pleasures
** How to end a letter
Why do my eyes water when I pee?**
I still prefer “Respectfully yours”.
**I may not be me.
Help me puzzle out this family mystery
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**The Weiner Dog Roll
No, I don’t want to race you… sheesh
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** Math says…
My cat is fat, pt III
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Hard to argue with the numbers.