**Describe your worst headache.
Cordless Drills **
Yeah, I know what you mean.
**Oh, for the love of…they hit our car AGAIN!!!
My life is full of coincidences! **
**How long should brakes last
Crash! **
Should have asked sooner…
**I s James Bond a sociopath?
So how do you like your martinis?
**
Shaken, but not clinically insane.
Separated by one, but worth the stretch:
** If monkeys evolved into people, then how come there are still monkeys?
Who cares for personal care monkeys?
**
To care for the Personal Car Monkeys, of course! They’re personal personal care monkey care monkeys!
Another "Separated By One, But I HAD to post it:
** $cientology Trek: Cruise Short Listed for Next Star Trek Film
The Gay Star Trek Character **
From right here in MPSIMS
Study: Elephants can recognize their reflections in a mirror
A Disillusioned Republican!
Ahh, but can a disillusioned elepnant recognize its reflection?
**Just when I thought the South was getting past the stereotypes…
I admit it, I’m a bigot. **
There you go dredging up those stereotypes again.
Seen on MPSIMS –
Bird Flu Strain is Contageous Between Humans
Just shoot me now
New Posts:
It was a dark and stormy morning - an MMP
Has anyone actually read the “It was a dark and stormy night” book?
Yeah, and it was, um, still dark and stormy.
**Anyone recognize this Japanese cartoon?
Should Sulu be gay?**
I suspect it’s in the “Hentai” section.
** Halfowe’en! (or, help me create a holiday)
Halloween Pictures thread
**
How about a Halfoween pictures thread?
GD:
If President X Suspended the Constitution, what would WE do?
Prostitution?
Don’t you mean “President XXX”? [bowm chicka-bow-wow-wow]
MPSIMS
I admit it. I’m a bigot
Spooks in your family tree
Dear God…
Now it’s:
**Spooks in your family tree.
Just when I thought the South was getting past the stereotypes… **
**Television series has perfect title
My Fingers Are Purple! **
Of course, all the kids just call it MFAP.
IMHO:
**What to do in Little Rock?
Make a famous person President! **
Band name! Shortened to ppcmcm for short, of course. 
CS:
**Who would you cast as Rebecca?
Corpse actors
**
**You know you’re REALLY mad at your Hubby when …
I have decided to become a Sith Lord. **
Wow. Anger really does lead to the Dark Side.