Sequential Threads Times Three

If you got hit by a truck…

Would you spend a year as a member of the opposite-sex?

My Utilikilt Has Arrived!
Intermediate home leg waxing instructions needed

**Prison Grooming
Condom Question
Lost Object in Body Cavity - Medically Serious? **

Am I being whooshed, or is there something funny here that I’m missing?

**White stereotypical food
Testicle Festival! **

Get your rocky mountain oysters here!

** Who is the Voice of Your Robot House?
It’s a kind of drunk **

**Harmless fibs to tell kids

Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**

Do you think people would notice if YOU stopped posting?
Teen electrocuted while spray painting electrical substation

**Your Experience Moving to Hawai’i with a Pet

It’s a kind of drunk
**

Is it Neill, the Ghost Dog from Topper?

**Those Weird Roadside Shrines-Waht Do they portend?
Creationists Growing Dinosaurs **

Asked and answered.

It took me a moment too, but I think the idea is that some country rube is asking an air force/navy recruiter the other four items before signing up to become a pilot, and the recruiter is completely baffled. That’s my take anyway.

In New Posts:

Worst act of Self-Destruction.
I just visited a website that devasted me.

Hm, I don’t think that’s quite what we had in mind . . .

** How long does a common residential house last?
A year and a day **

BZZZZT! Wrong answer!

Euphemisms for…
Outrageous lies about the previous poster.

**Do you have a problem with eye contact?
Have you ever been saved by using pepper spray? **

Don’t know if it’s saved me. I just enjoy making the eye contact of random people with pepper spray.
I kid, of course.

Sort of. The first says it has a couple of questions for the airforce. The next few questions are totally bizarre in that context. A person asking the air force about mattresses, sheep, computers and money is silly.

**Euphemisms for…

Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
**

Exaggerations

Fibs

Prevarications

**What is your favorite fight scene?
Vampires Vs. Atheists… **

Foods you have consistently hated
I can’t stop eating Big Macs

OK, these are sequential Yahoo! headlines, but I just had to post them because they made me laugh before my morning coffee:

Osmand Family Plans to Reunite for TV Special
TV Linked With Poor Diabetes Control in Children