In honor of the the fact that there are three Happy Mother’s Day threads right now, two of them being sequential.
In other news:
**Do you have any advice for the man about to meet his girlfriend’s parents?
Crotchless pantaloons **
Yup. That’ll win 'em over every time.
**I found a clutch of turkey eggs
Driving barefoot **
[Groucho Marx] Why the turkey eggs were driving barefoot, I’ll never know! [/Groucho Marx]
At 4:21 PDT, all three Mother’s Day threads were sequential.
An Open Letter to Vlasic
I Want to Start a Cult
**Crotchless pantaloons
Anal queaf
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**How viscous is your blood? An infomercial story.
Careful with that Axe, Allison **
**Bush conducts …
Worst Song Lyrics
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I’m not surprised
** How to dress for first date?
Famous first date questions
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**Famous first date questions
What would you do for $1.000.000.00? **
“…Okay, now we’re just arguing about the price” 
**Heather Graham - the female Keanu Reeves
Why do zombies want brains?
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** People are sheep?
Would you spend a year as a member of the opposite-sex?
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Insert Hal Briston joke here
**What to expect for a colonoscopy? (TMI)
Am I delusional about a flirting coworker?
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**I Want To Start A Cult
Testicle Festival! **
We await the second coming…
**Unusual email subject lines
Would you spend a year as a member of the opposite-sex?
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And would you like to know how to increase your size?
**ARRRGH! Why is parenting so difficult?! (or, I Have Created a Monster)
My son ate an entire jar of imported kalamata olives.
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Why do zombies want brains?
Favourite Single Person Meals
The perfect choice when you’re dining alone, together.
**What do I do now? (ladies help me please!)
Testicle Festival!
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**Fear
Freaked out by my kid. (Sort of bragging here…) **
** Should the US put itself back on the gold standard?
What happens when the US converts to the gold standard?
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**Few questions about joining the Air Force/Navy to become a pilot
What’s a good price for a good mattress?
People are sheep?
What would you do for $1.000.000.00?
What Will We DO With 1024-bit Computers? **
I couldn’t resist this one:
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Jerry Falwell is dead.
Kirk Cameron proved that God exists. Take that, atheists!
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