** YAGunThread - Let’s keep it simple
By golly, the NRA may be right!
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Simple enough for ya?
** I don’t like you!
and just like that…I have a job**
Some interviewers appreciate candor, I guess. :dubious:
** Things said to you that left you so dumbfounded you couldn’t respond
What’s in your water?
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** How quickly does the new Pope have to decide on a papal name?
Question on the legality of an advertisement.**
"Help us pick the next Pope’s name - submit your choice (in 75 letters or less) to Name-The-Pope Contest, 1 St. Peter’s Square. Win a cruise on the Tiber, a week’s stay in the Catacombs and a lifetime of free confessions! Contest not open to current or former Vatican employees or their [del]spouses[/del] families.
Tasteless, maybe. But not illegal. 
92-year-old woman gets her dying wish
US gov’t to air-drop toxic mice on Guam snakes
Seems a bit random, but I’ll give her points for creativity.
Holy OMG, I preggers!
92-year-old woman gets her dying wish
OK, I know they say better late than never, but this is stretching it.
** I love my wife dearly, but she’s stupid. I’m getting tired of it.
How did you stop being a ‘Nice Guy’? **
Separated by one:
** How typical is “swinging” among married couples?
Poll: Would You Consider Swinging?
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** We set the date!! I’m getting married!
Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome
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How are you feeling, now that you’re locked in?
** Looking for new gymnastics-type tricks to do with 4 year old
Tell me about Yoga.
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**Holy OMG, I preggers!
Busted: “The Masturbator” ran away screaming
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**When Penguins Attack. What else?
The Celebrity Death Pool 2013
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I would love to read a thread about a celebrity being killed by attack penguins.
**Knight in Shining Armor Question
Which branch of Biology answers
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A knight is a mammal, but that’s not important now.
Anal sex joke on U.S. primetime show?!?
Nutella - most deceptive product on the shelf?
Anal sex & Nutella? EEEWWWW
**Neat useful tricks that you think most people are not aware of
Ask the conspiracy theorist **
Tinfoil keeps out the mind control rays better if you wear it shiny side out.
**Contempt of divorce settlement: what happens?
Grave concerns. **
Shallow, unmarked grave concerns.
**I don’t care, I’m making it my business (annoying baby announcement)
Birth of Jesus
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Jesus Rodriguez, that is.
We set the date!! I’m getting married
evidence for god? some one said so.
Aw, don’t be so hard on yourself.
** How Do You Say “GAY” In Spanish? And Other Languages?
Holy OMG, I preggers!
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I’m sure you’re…happy about it :dubious:
**Statue of Liber—ation Through Christ
Original Playboy Bunny recruitment brochure. **
If they manage to combine these two tactics, they’ll be unstoppable.