** Sequential threads
Why I Froze My Eggs (And You Should, Too)**
Yeah, who wants to bring kids into a world with Sequential Threads?
**The Good News, Bad News thread
I was asked to participate in a 4 way last night.
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel
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But at least yesterday you got to do some space docking.
**Family humor, inside jokes, etc.
Is prancing around infront of your window naked Indecent Exposure? **
Yes, but it’s a running joke in my family.
**What’s the “weirdest” thing you’ve ever eaten?
Hannibal **
Now that’s poetic justice.
Scissorjack/Beastly Rotter banned.
I was banned, and now I’m not? A late April Fool’s joke?
Separated by one, but worth it:
**Swiss Army Knife vs. multitool (Gerber, Leatherman, etc.)
Admitting to feeling “stabby” - is it okay to admit?
**
** What’s the “weirdest” thing you’ve ever eaten?
Star Wars Holiday Special**
I’m afraid to ask what the hell this was.
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel
I am getting married tomorrow
OK, fair enough, but… can’t we just put it off until sometime next week?
How do I divide my time between two enterprises?
Polar Bear vs. Chimpanzee
The travel time might be a problem… unless you work in a zoo…
Separated by one:
**Polar Bear vs. Chimpanzee
animal football game
**
My money’s on the Chimps. Polar bears can’t even grip the ball.
** Air Force One crashes! What are your immediate suspictions?
Adult women held captive for 10 years?**
I told Obama not to invite them to the White House…
**Three Girls Missing Since 2003, Found [Alive] In Cleveland
A self-rescue MMP
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Stupid liberal idea of the day
Turtle tunnels: not just for teenage mutant ninjas
Again, I don’t know that I’d call that liberal exactly
**share you favorite sex related joke
What’s the “weirdest” thing you’ve ever eaten?
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** Please help me civilize my cat
Was being a German Nazi a lot of work?**
The dressing-up and phony accent wears you down after awhile.
“You vill stop clawing the furniture and coughing up hairballs, or I vill call der Catstapo!”
**Why is there something instead of nothing?
Illegal Immigration, Amnesty & Citizenship
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**Obey the warning signs. (death by flash flood)
Now Everyone Can Fly!
**
It’s the landing that hurts.
** My sociopathic alcoholic mother died.
My .30-06 is even more fun now…**
** Stupid (in your opinion) mistakes people make
How do you feel about taxidermy?**
You know, your mother’s kind of quiet.
What is a king’s cross?
Coon Urine
Asked and answered.