Sequential threads

**Is eating fatty/sugary food still bad for you if you’re burning the calories?
What’s causing folks to be overweight? **

**Crazy experiments you would not normally admit to.
Confessions of a whoremonger **

**How many stabbings have there been at Magic Mountain?
Aztec human sacrifice **

As many as it takes to insure a good crop.

Has anyone ever been killed by a falling piano or anvil?
Aztec human sacrifice

Or was that Acme human sacrifice?

Edit: Already posted. :smack:

** Confessions of a whoremonger
JAQ off here**

**Is making your groomsmen/bridesmaids pay for outfits that you chose tacky?
Still tacky to ask for cash as a wedding gift?
What do you use your smartphone for? **

Wedding photos. I have some concerns about the tackiness of it, but a proper photographer costs money.

I’m getting Google Fiber - 1 gigabit up and down
JAQ off here

Into video pr0n, eh?

** Why Don’t Hybrid Cars Recharge Batteries Like Gas Powered Cars Do?
Aztec human sacrifice **

I knew Pontiac were up to something.

**I’m going to miss being a Dad…
Man Shoots/Kills 18 Yr Old Daughter by Accident **

** Septic Tank prob, Any DIY/Experts here
Fruit flies seem to come out of nowhere**

If your problem is fruit flies, you must be eating one hell of a vegetarian diet. :dubious:

I can’t wait for these to line up with:

** How would you feel about a credit card-reader at a wedding?**

Coming soon - How to make a fortune on wedding parking and Can I sell cheap liquor for inflated prices at my reception’s cash bar?

And now we have the full Father’s Day triple whammy:

**Father’s Day for Shitty Dads
Man Shoots/Kills 18 Yr Old Daughter by Accident
I’m going to miss being a Dad… **

** What do I do if a student has a seizure at her desk?
How is the ammo availability situation lately? **

If you can spare a couple of rounds, that’ll resolve the situation nicely.

Public health improvements in 16th century Europe
Preventing hair from going down bathtub drain

Stupid Republican idea of the day
Athletes with appropriate names for their sport

Yeah, it seems odd of the Republicans to want to rename athletes

How would you feel about a credit card-reader at a wedding?
This Is The End (new Franco/Rogan flick)

(These were on different pages, but they were consecutive)

**How do you deal when your partner is angry at you?
Why do you own a gun? **

Some people take this too literally.

Edit: **Sunspace **took mine. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oddly related.
** Are you rude to telemarketers?

How is the ammo availability situation lately? **

**What’s causing folks to be overweight?
Public health improvements in 16th century Europe **

It’s always some dead French guy’s fault, I’m telling you!