**What’s it like living in a war zone?
Why do you own a gun? **
Well, doh…
**How much does a pint cost in a British pub?
Sex for donation: prostitution? **
Nah, more like a regular night out.
**Crop Circles? Really?
I just want my fucking paycheck!
**
I can’t pay you today, but instead I’ll make weird shapes in your field at night. Deal?
You can’t fix stupid
Ariz. is AZ, dammit
Talk me out of getting a motorcycle.
Unlimited mileage!
You still have to buy gas.
Monkey with a Gun (The Movie)
I was attacked at the movies today
** What’s causing folks to be overweight?
land survey accuracy **
“I don’t care what your bathroom scale reads, ma’am, our surveyor has you at 350 pounds.”
**How to get rid of wild geese in our pond?
How much does a pint cost in a British pub?
**
A lot more than when we make it an IRISH pub!
**When someone you vehemently disagree with on every issue…
How do you decide on car insurance coverage?
**
As UNLIKE they do as possible!
How to get rid of wild geese in our pond?
niagra falls
Maybe a little extreme, but I bet it gets the job done.
**How do you drain a pond?
niagra falls **
Niagara Falls: For all your pond-related jobs, it gets the job done!
You can’t fix stupid
The Return of Assessment Test Sentence gems!
How to get rid of wild geese in our pond?
A 2013-style death ray?
Please help me, I’m falling
Can you “train” toddlers?
Toddlers fall all by themselves. No training needed.
No translation…
How much does a pint cost in a British pub?
A squid. What’s a squid?
** What to do in the UK on rugby tour
Why do you think it is wrong to eat dogmeat?**
Nothing wrong with it, I just wish the concession stands carried something other than Kibbles and Bits.
No translation…
Ich bin ein Berliner…
No, I think that one’s been covered.
** How does Kindle Fire match up against iPad?
Samsung Galaxy Tablet vs Amazon Kindle Fire Tablet
Ammo question **
Surprisingly, none of them provide effective defense against anything bigger than a bb pellet.
**If I Want To Become A Billionaire, What Should I Study?
A reminder about the dangers of phishing **
Over on CNN:
KKK member, accomplice created lethal X-ray system, FBI says
Actor James Gandolfini dead
** You’re not safe in your homes (giant snake opens doors)
My wife is giving up. (Long, boring, bloggy)**
And who can blame her?
A reminder about the dangers of phishing
The new secret thread. PM me your secret
Ja. I’ll do that.
Woman finds bag of cash - turns it into the Bank
So do you have a completely inexplicable habit, too?
It’s third time she’s turned cash into a bank. This time she called it 3rd National Bank.
The Party’s Over in Sweden
What the heck is going in Brasil?
You’re next!