Russians invite the U.S. to a tank biathlon
For a good time, type 1980 …
Yeah, we all miss the Cold War.
**OPRAH- It’s Not Because You Were Black! Get the Hell Over It! (lame)
I Pit Ignorant Sheltered Elitist Asshats!
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but it is not because she’s black.
Best strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder
Most beautiful language
“Bonjours, la police? J’ai tué un intrus. Ne pas me punir.”
Yeah, like that’ll work. :dubious:
You just have to say it with the right accent. 
**Food is to starve as water is to ______ ???
Thirst for knowledge
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**What culture is the most blunt/rude/selfish?
Need to know: does your country have volunteer litter pick up events?
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If they don’t, they’re selfish!
has anyone had the pulled pork sandwich from subway
Stupid Republican idea of the day
But the Republicans say they’re against pork!
Noise etiquette?
Smacking your kids
Yeah, that can result in a lot of noise.
**Longest you’ve been on hold?
Well, that was an interesting week… **
** Best Strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder
trampoline for fun **
Wheee!
** Has anyone gotten hurt or killed following bad GPS directions?
Do lobsters feel pain when boiled alive**
“According to the directions, that pot is the Atlantic Ocean. Why don’t you jump in, Floyd, and see if it’s nice and salty?”
**Food is to starve as water is to ______ ???
Eye of dog
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**What’s the best way to keep my lawn weed-free?
Mechanical keyboards
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If you cover the lawn entirely in mechanical keyboards, you definitely won’t have a weed problem.
**Need some career advice
Best Strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder **
May need a new job soon.
** Job Opening – POWERPOINT SPECIALIST
How to learn the Internets, circa 1997 **
** Recommendations for very casual game
Smacking your kids **
Only takes a few minutes and you don’t have to play every day
** Alien slavery
Need some career advice**
Well, it does offer good job stability and travel to exotic locales.
What’s the best way to keep my lawn weed-free?
Alien slavery
“E.T. phone home” would fit pretty well as lyrics for an old spiritual, too.
**What would you have done in Oprah’s place (racism in Switzerland)?
What culture is the most blunt/rude/selfish? **
Posted a replay of “Swiss” to the second question.
Not a sequential thread but a thread title/username combo:
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Amputee Runner Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend
Beastly Rotter**
Indeed!