Sequential Threat Titles for the Easily Impressed

** A question for the men re leaving presents

Would you?
**
I’ve been known to, from time to time

from GB

**The role of the U.S. military and moral nation building
Eliminating lazy thinking about Wal-Mart **
And here I thought they were all about protecting the United States… maybe it’s the same mission…

Troubleshooting electric clothes dryer
Seriously Target, that system sucks

close, but not quite sequential…
** The Green Party
I’m trying to figure out if my friend is doing drugs
Toddlers Smoking Pot…where’s the proof?**

**So that’s what the von Trapp family is up to these days.

Anyone want to play Family Feud/Family Fortune?
**

in IMHO:

In the Mood . . .
Does she like me? Any subtle ways to tell?

Hm, I’d say you should at least introduce yourself first . . .

**My baby sister is losing her hearing
Okay, this is totally immature of me **

Yes, you should have grown out of the “What?” gag by now.

The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
What do you people want from me?

[Worf]Die,[/worf]

The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
List your irrational fear.

Parenting Tips and Tricks I wished I’d learned earlier

Husbands and wives with the same first name

The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
I know you’re embarrassed about it, but you’re just making it worse.

List your irrational fear
Ask the guy who’s getting married in 146.5 hours

The greatest threat to the environment?
Ice Cream Delivery

The cleaning lady found a vibrator
**In which I sleep with my subordinate **

Notes for my next porn film.

**a Random Challenge?
Between home and work (35 miles) …
Anybody interested in playing some Reversi, aka Othello? **

That does sound pretty random.

**What drives the development of new societal rules?
Fraudulent televangelists
**

**When/did you get “the talk”?
Who’s the Father **

That’s leaving “the talk” a little late, unfortunately.

**If grammarians wrote songs . . .

What’s with all the S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G in current music?
**

Odd find at the British Museum
‘It’s not a tumah’- no wait, it is

SDMB Gun Nut Thread
How I Completely and totally shoot it all to hell again: The Bonsai Girl Incident

**The cleaning lady found a vibrator.
I know you’re embarrassed about it, but you’re just making it worse.
Counting down and holding on **