A four-fer
**In which I sleep with my subordinate
Ok, now this got me thinking…
Okay, this is totally immature of me
The cleaning lady found a vibrator.**
From the other day:
Troubleshooting electric clothes dryer
Why would a bear bite an electrical wire?
Okay I made this one up, but at least they are in the right order:
**In which I sleep with my subordinate
Describe it in three words
Who’s the Father **
**List your irrational fear.
People who grew up with the Cheerios in the Yellow box. Do you still eat them? **
Which is it, do you fear the Cheerios in the Yellow box or the people who eat them?
**Today I will win the Lottery…
But will she say yes? **
Well, the chances are probably better now that you’re a millionaire…
**Ok, now this got me thinking…
Between home and work (35 miles) …
But will she say yes? **
Maybe you’ll have by the time you get from work to home (Another 35 miles.)
**List your irrational fear.
The cleaning lady found a vibrator. **
There’s no evidence that it’s my vibrator, is there. Is there? :eek:
**In which I sleep with my subordinate
Abs of vinyl, buns of hardwood? **
How’d you guess? Did you sleep with him too?
** I want one of the new dollar coins!
Products which are surprisingly hard to find**
**Worst Advertising Slogan Ever
The Cleaning Lady Found A Vibrator**
I dunno; it’d get MY attention.
Who’s The Father
A Random Challenge?
Sounds like some episodes of Maury - “Well, we’ve tested every guy in your hometown and still haven’t found the father. Did you go on vacation around that time?”
**In which I sleep with my subordinate
But will she say yes? **
Swiss Accidentally Invade Lichtenstein
I can’t trust Snopes anymore!
I fed my nuts to the squirrels in the park
And the grossest story of the year goes to …
The greatest threat to the environment?
Those tourists …
How tied are you to your present location?
Help me find a motorcycle
**I gave at the Office-finally
In which I sleep with my subordinate**
Charity?
**“May I kiss you?”
Australian Kinsey-for-teenagers
In the Mood . . .
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In which I sleep with my subordinate
I Pit The Asswipe Fucking With My Marriage
Um, if you’re sleeping with your subordinate, that asswipe would be you! :eek:
**In which I sleep with my subordinate
The cleaning lady found a vibrator. **
This thread just keeps giving and giving!
**Holy crap, I’m engaged!
Worst. Advertising slogan. Ever. **
Well, I still think it’s better than the sappy “Every kiss begins with Kay”.
**What have you done recently that you’re proud of?
So you wake up tomorrow and you can heal people **
** Things that the SDMB made blindingly obvious to you.
Jenna Bush != Anne Frank, or. . .
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Fighting ignornance?
**What Would Happen If The Sun Burned Out?
If the earth was a baseball.
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they’d have to call the game on account of darkness.
**But will she say yes?
Propositioned by a random woman **
**The 10 principles of economics, explained.
Ben Wallace tried to pick my pocket!
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