Sequential Threat Titles for the Easily Impressed

[Kat]

In the BBQ Pit:

And today’s candidate for Mother of the Year is…
To those who don’t think criminals are different than you and I
Hillary Clinton, the ‘Seinfeld’ Candidate

I imagine this occuring like an Oscar presentation. The “…” is the pause to open the envelope.

[Don_t_Panic]

Okay, this is totally immature of me
I fed my nuts to the squirrels in the park.
I got superglued back together

Dude, what have you been smoking?

[Malacandra]

So, were we flirting?
Popping the Question
"May I kiss you?"

[Bootis]

I fed my nuts to the squirrels in the park.
**Check out my shiny new toy **
excellent!