…beautiful…gorgeous…or what?
I think she’s beautiful - and getting gorgeouser as she gets a little older. My wife thinks Sharapova is not beautiful, but I suspect her opinion is affected by Maria’s shrieking.
My wife thinks she is beautiful and has her on her list of celebrities she’s allowed fo fuck without penalty. I’ll just call her pretty but no Natalie Portman.
Not me!! 
Uh, what do you mean about your wife’s entitlement? I don’t get it.
Yes you do, you’re just after all the lurid details
Many couples have a “laminated card” a la Friends, whereby they get a free pass to shag certain well-known people without recriminations, should the opportunity present itself. There are five names on ours. My missus has Brad Pitt on her list, and since she’s gotten a kiss off him already, she’s winning: so far Ms Jolie has summarily failed to smooch me.
Maria? Total dog.
We have a joking list of the celebrities we’re allowed to fuck without consequence. Mine is pretty constant and 9/10s female (Mandy Patinkin is my exception). Hers varies and is 3/10ths female.
She’s cute. If I knew her in person, I’d probably think she was cuter but compared to other well-known people, she doesn’t rank.
Sharapova? Totally hot. Definitely prefer her to Kournikova.
I think she’s smokin’ hot. And she has a way with words, too:
Announcer (after Sharapova received the 2007 Australian Open runner-up trophy): And I’m sure you have a few words to say.
Sharapova: A few more than the games I won today.
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.
Totally hot. Her only problem is that she’s just too damn tall.
Sir! Hold your tongue!
I saw Ana K at the mall once. I always thought she was hot, but holy CRAP in person she’s abnormally pretty.
Okay, I get the message.
In the opinion of most Dopers, Sharapova’s a dog. :rolleyes:
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Count yourself lucky. With those lips, she might engulf your whole head.
But getting engulfed by Angelina’s lips has to be a lovely way to go!
I’d rather be eaten by a horse. Actually, it’s hard to choose.
Maria is gorgeous, and right on the edge of beautiful. Beautiful is an extreme word for me, and I’m stingy with my “beautifuls.” Athletic fitness carries a lot of clout in my definitions of beauty.
Er, I was being ironic. Did you click the link? Yowza!
She is hot, she is tall, but Anna’s still the fairest one of all.
Be serious guys, the hottest is Lindsay Davenport:
*Davenport earned $25,284 by reaching the second round to raise her career earnings to $21,897,501, surpassing Steffi Graf by $2,224 on the all-time career earnings list. Graf eclipsed Martina Navratilova in career earnings in 1998. *
Now that’s sexy.