Sex Bracelets???

Well, I hear if it’s a bottle of Bacardi Raz[sup]Tm[/sup], and you stick said lable to the person you are drinking with, you’re gonna get laid.
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Garcon? A six-pack of your best Bacardi Raz please.

I also need three blue bracelets and a purple.

What could you possibly need the purple one for? Can’t you stick a candle up your butt anytime you want to?

I was wearing them in the 80s (along with everyone else in my school). Of course, Michael Jackson was also a sex object for females then, so maybe we really were more sexually perverted than I care to remember.

Not while I’m manacled upside-down. It’s also very hard to light the candle in that position. Besides, who said it was for me?

At school we use those blue things from softdrink bottle lids. You strech them out until theyre like a bracelet.

Everyone wears them (both male and female).

If it’s broken, you need to give the person who broke it oral sex. I am owed. Pfft.

I’m sorry, but for some of us – true blue, traditional, family-values Americans who really CARE – sex bracelets have always been and will always be handcuffs.

You pull the tab off the soda cans. How ever many tops with the ring and the part from the can on it is represenative of how many parters you have had.