Germany = shit porn
No, “going Dutch” is splitting a restaurant check. I can only imagine the misunderstandings you’ve had on dates!
Antarctica = hot penguin lovin’.
Antartica is NOT a country:P…
Neither is Artica, but this makes me giggle:
Artica = hot elf north pole lovin’.
Wales = sheep
England = pederasty (How do you seperate the men from the boys in England? With a crowbar!)
I’ll move to a country where I can do it all, thanks very much. Sheesh, they are all so limited!
Wales? Wales? Didn’t you ever hear the one:
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Cause sheep can hear zippers.
(And strangely enough, both Aussies and Kiwis think they should be better known for sheep “husbandry” than Scots.)
Brazil: Shemales. (I have no idea why …)
Well, see, that’s what I thought, too. But then when I was living in the UK, we were trading nationality jokes and I told the Scotsman one. And I was roundly lectured that it was the WELSH that got it on with the sheep, and the Scots were just cheap.
Canada? Doggy style.
So we can both watch hockey.
And with socks on.
I just “went Dutch” with a coworker today. That could have been soooooo wrong.
New Zealand = sheep
I thought New Zealand and sheep went together. This I heard from some Kiwis. They always said " New Zealand Where men are men and the sheep are nervous."
ftg that Scottish joke is great.
Japan = cold dead fish?
Yup. That’s the standard stereotype round these parts. Along with the old joke:
Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Swansea?
A: The leisure centre.
runs
And the Scotsmen=cheap was thoroughly borne out at the last Dopefest as one Doper of Scottish origin left to use the gents just as the bill arrived at the table.
American=man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick
(Apologies to George Carlin.)
Robin
Uhm… Am I really the only one who doesn’t look at nationalities this way?
Roman style’s been used to describe group sex and English style to describe spanking. I once heard…ummm…I guess “breast loving” is a term I can use here…described as Hawaiian style, but that doesn’t seem to be a common name.
Evidently.
You mean, horizontally?