sex = countries

Germany = shit porn

No, “going Dutch” is splitting a restaurant check. I can only imagine the misunderstandings you’ve had on dates! :wink:

Antarctica = hot penguin lovin’.

Antartica is NOT a country:P…

Neither is Artica, but this makes me giggle:

Artica = hot elf north pole lovin’.

Wales = sheep

England = pederasty (How do you seperate the men from the boys in England? With a crowbar!)

I’ll move to a country where I can do it all, thanks very much. Sheesh, they are all so limited!

Wales? Wales? Didn’t you ever hear the one:

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Cause sheep can hear zippers.

(And strangely enough, both Aussies and Kiwis think they should be better known for sheep “husbandry” than Scots.)

Brazil: Shemales. (I have no idea why …)

Well, see, that’s what I thought, too. But then when I was living in the UK, we were trading nationality jokes and I told the Scotsman one. And I was roundly lectured that it was the WELSH that got it on with the sheep, and the Scots were just cheap.

Canada? Doggy style.

So we can both watch hockey. :smiley:

And with socks on.

I just “went Dutch” with a coworker today. That could have been soooooo wrong.

New Zealand = sheep
I thought New Zealand and sheep went together. This I heard from some Kiwis. They always said " New Zealand Where men are men and the sheep are nervous."
ftg that Scottish joke is great.

Japan = cold dead fish?

Yup. That’s the standard stereotype round these parts. Along with the old joke:

Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Swansea?

A: The leisure centre.

runs

And the Scotsmen=cheap was thoroughly borne out at the last Dopefest as one Doper of Scottish origin left to use the gents just as the bill arrived at the table. :slight_smile:

American=man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick

(Apologies to George Carlin.)

Robin

Uhm… Am I really the only one who doesn’t look at nationalities this way?

Roman style’s been used to describe group sex and English style to describe spanking. I once heard…ummm…I guess “breast loving” is a term I can use here…described as Hawaiian style, but that doesn’t seem to be a common name.

Evidently.

You mean, horizontally? :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: