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Imagine it’s a moonlit night and you’re consuming mai-tai’s in a small seaside pub you’ve just discovered. You feel a hand on your shoulder and, turning, find yourself looking into the eyes of an attractive member of whichever gender you tend to be attracted to. The two of you hit it off right away, sharing your mutual interests in stamp collecting, NASCAR racing, medieval trade relations, and Allen Funt. Then, as a cloud passes in front of the moon, your companion leans over and whispers into your ear the words “I dig you. Wanna come up to my room for some hot Latvian style loving?”
Should you respond:
(A) “Thank You, Jeebus, I’m getting me some tonight.”
(B) “Latvian? Wait a minute…does that mean you’re a…”
© “Well, okay, but be gentle with me, it’s my first time.”
(D) “I’m in more of a Venezuelan mood myself.”
(E) “I guess so. But it’s going to cost you another twenty.”
