Oops! Would a kindly mod please move this thread out of GQ to MPSIMS as quickly as possible.
Yeah, you wouldn’t want them to get all over your ass on this one! Wouldn’t want them to ream you out over it.
Plug up that leak right away, I say.
You made a simple mistake, butt I don’t hold it against you.
However, I must ask, “What’s gotten into you?”
Rectum, it damn near killed 'im!
OK, I’ll stop now.
Why the Hell didn’t I get to go to THAT school?
I just got some dumb looking old woman from Planned Parenthood pulling condoms up to her elbow and making fun of men who claimed to keep “breaking them” because they were too big.
Gladly!
DrMatrix - Kindly GQ Moderator
You know, I heard an interview on the radio this morning with a college professor who will be teaching a research class in the upcoming semester on Pornography.
My god. Is anyone else reading the comments at the end of the article? There’s a lotta very very narrowminded folks posting there. The term ‘homo-nazis’?
jaw drops in utter disbelief
On a side note, my mother and i watched a documentary on poorly manufactured sex toys, and how to purchase and care for quality toys, the other night. 
I love my mom. She’s so cool.
We had a guy come in and teach our sex ed class my freshman year of high school. He pulled out this HUGE jelly dong to demonstrate how to put on condoms and then he walked around holding the damn thing the rest of the class. Instead of talking with his hands he talked with his jelly dong and he stood right in front of me so I had this big jelly dong bobbing in front of my face for the rest of the class.
Anybody who writes “LOL!” about a joke they themselves have made is clearly a dweeb.
–Cliffy
To add holiday cheer to your home, purchase a dildo with a suction cup at the base, attach it to your refrigerator, and festoon it with holly, preferably grown on your own property.
From my own experience, THAT will teach the landlord not to visit without proper notice.