Sex & Romance
(the times they are a-changin’)
1950s: Should we kiss on the first date?
1960s: Should we fuck on the first date?
1970s: Should we date after the first fuck?
(alternative: “Got coke?”)
1980s: Fuck dating. I just want to make money.
1990s: If we exchange blood test results and sign
anti-litigation contracts, perhaps we could date.
2000: We’ve been having cybersex for a month. Wanna
meet for a date?
I love y’all.
2010 Got any Viagra substitute, waitress?
Please make a date with my doctor, I need a sperm donor for my test tube baby.
2050: The government computer has decided we’d make a good couple. We have to get married and have four children, two girls and two boys. We’re allowed to date other people (but not procreate) after we have accomplished this.
“I’ve tried computer dating, but I just don’t find computers attractive anymore.” --Pepe the Prawn (muppet)
Funny thread.
1050: I’ll give you pig and two chickens to marry your daughter.
0 A.D. I can walk on water, I don’t date.
100 BC… “So, you want to be my gladiator apprentice…”