No one’s mentioned “Shake Ya Ass” by Mystikal? That’s one dirty muhfuggin song right there. My boyfriend put the song on a mix CD for me because he knew that I found the radio edit (“Shake It Fast”) hilarious. But the lyrics, oh dear, even the confirmed non-prude that I am, I was a little shocked that they were even able to make a radio edit. Choice lyric: “Gonna beat that pssy up, not smooth f**in’.” Eeep!
Great song, though. Despite its awfulness.
ZJ
If it has a pussy (4MB MP3 file)
“Did you ever pass it by,
A lovely piece of thigh…”
“If it has a pussy, then fuck it…”
From the infamous Porno Disco, which includes the hits, “Go Down, Moses,” “Star Whores,” “I wanna do it again,” and “Disco Dick.”
:: checking playlist ::
If, by Janet Jackson
Dirrty or Genie in a Bottle, by Christina Aguilera
Master and Servant, by Depeche Mode
Get Off, by Prince
Let’s Talk About Sex (or the previously nominated “Push It”), by Salt n Peppa
Possibly My Sharona, by the Knack, or Why Can’t I, by Liz Phair, but those are pretty tame compared to the others.
Speaking of Liz Phair, how 'bout “Flower”?
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/liz-phair/84491.html
That ain’t tame.
Bex threesome song ever: Come Softly To Me by the Fleetwoods.
Hint: The chorus has two girls singing ‘Come softly, darling’ while the guy sings the famous doo-wop.