Here are the product “features,” word for word as listed on the package, for an item I received from a cow-orker as Christmas gift yesterday.
Sex Toy? Or Computer Tool?
You decide 
–Ergonomic and comfortable handle
–Cute pecker shape designed
–The storage open and closed quickly by fan-shaped gear
–Convenient bits storage & exchange
–Adjustable angle for easy operation
Sigh.
Sadly, it is a computer tool. Like so:
Sigh. If a cow-orker ever gives me a bonafide sex toy for Christmas, I guarantee y’all will be the first to know (well, the third behind he/she and me 8-0).
The closest to THAT I have come was this spring, when I went to lunch with someone, and she asked if we had time to stop by a store on the way back to work, and I said “Sure”, and, erm, it happened to be this town’s only adult store…
Ah well. At least this ITEM has an interesting warranty. To quote, letter for letter:
WARRANTY:
If this product is defective in material or workmanship, SYNPOWELL will be free it, except of damage cause, misuse or alternation.
–jack “engrish ‘r us” k.
aka “cute pecker shape designed”
