I don’t think my husband would go for that. I could see where it could make for an intense orgasm though.
I think that between the orgasms and the intense bouts of laughter, she’d suffocate. This is clearly one of those ‘lights off’ toys.
Also bear in mind that my skin is sort of a cinnamon brown, and I think I’d end up looking like Ramses the Great with that thing on.
I too am a happy customer. it’s hard to go wrong with Blowfish. Everything I have ordered has um- worked out.
Just out of curiosity - has anybody tried a remote controlled egg?
Two matronly women venture out for a little fun when their husbands are away on business and end up going to a store that sells sex toys. They are, to say the least, amazed.
“Well, would you look at that…”
“Can you imagine…”
“I don’t think they make them in my size…no, the other ones, the ones without the crotch…”
Finally, they approach the counter and see the dildoes lining the back wall.
“Excuse me, young man, can you tell me what those are for?” says one lady.
“Well, you use them to stimulate yourself…they’re artificial penii.”
“Oh, my…” says the other lady.
She then giggles and says to her friend, “Let’s buy a couple. It’ll be fun.”
Her friend agrees, saying “I think I like that big black one…with the foreskin.”
The other lady says, “I like the other one…the great big one. No, not that one… the other one…the plaid one.”
The clerk interupts saying, “Sorry, but that’s not a…”
“Tut, tut, young man,” says the lady, “I know what I want and I want THAT one.”
“Ok, suit yourself,” says the clerk.
Later on, the boss comes by and asks how business has been.
“Kind of slow,” says the clerk, “But I did sell a black dildo and my thermos.”