There sure was! I don’t remember what it was called, but you had to stick a control stick (which kinda looked like a dildo) up your ass, and put one in your mouth to drive it.
I heard the same show, I think (Sarah & NoName?). It could also involve the hollow shaft sans seat.
I think the sex-offender label shouldn’t be tossed around so often, and shouldn’t be permanent unless aggregious or repeated. There’s a big difference betweeen a real rapist or pedophile and a bike-f*cker.
Wasn’t there a movie where someone was riding a stationary bicycle with a mannequin head attached to the swaying handlebars that gave the rider head as he pedaled?
I remembered it from a quiz that you could take which broke down your morality. As it turns out, I have an extremely “live and let live” philosophy.
Enjoy your veggie soup. I guess I shouldn’t tell you about vegisexuals or you will end up going hungry.
“Hey kids, looks like we are having a cup of tea and a slice of lemon for dinner tonight. You can thank your Auntie Anaamika for it too!” 
The sidewalk had it coming! The trampled. Laying about like that, showing off her cracks.
How and why does someone have sex with pavement? I would think it would be about as pleasant as masturbating with sand paper.
Jackass: The Movie
Ya know I like my bicycles, but it would appear that this guy really likes his bike.
Weird. I think we’re legally allowed to marry our bicycles here in Canada now. If we want to.
Oh, I dunno. The finer grades aren’t so bad, and steel wool is quite nice.
Hah! Don’t even get me started on what can be done to a cup of tea!
Bravo! applauds
You wouldn’t believe the filthy, disgusting things that can be done with a lemon.
Rucciface, have you met Antinor01? I think the two of you have a lot in common. Perhaps we could get you two a room.
So does this woman.
1 min 40 sec video. Possibly NSFW and may require registration.
After hearing about the unnatural and horrible things that person does with lemons??? I don’t think so! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go make a cup of tea.
There is always a fish involved!
You know what’s pervy about bicycles? The ones for little girls have big-ass “banana” seats. Ponder the semiotics of that one for a moment.
“Mine is bigger.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“My cucumber. It’s bigger than yours.”
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My only guess as to why he was charged is that he purposely wanted to be found fucking the bike. He didn’t invite anyone into his room, but he checked into a hotel, had a reasonable expectation that maids would be by, and didn’t prevent them from entering. Not quite the same thing as flashing people on the street, but still exhibitionism.