For Sale - Girl’s Bicycle Seats:
New - $5
Used - $20
I have heard about guys having sex with tractors and at least one that died from it but this is just wrong.
I’ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like…
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
Damnit I was just going to post that! Bicycle race! starts dancing
Or this song, a slice of mid-'80’s mock-psychedelia.
That tea might not be safe either.
Yep. Episode was “The Entity.” Yeah, it looked really really sexual, but it was still better than flying.
Just so you know, “Warning NSFW” in inch high bolds is actually not safe for work.
Watch out for the rat trap pedals!
Was is a mongoose?
Wasn’t that b/w “Fat-Bottomed Girls”?
Bicycle pump: Not just a noun anymore.
So no one has made the bikesexual joke? Okay.
Here is a guy who really was unclear on the concept of bikesexuality.
Read it and weep :dubious:
Sorry, I thought a 14 point font was normal, and a 20 point font was just slightly less than 50% larger. I guess that number is not actually the font size. I will pay more attention in the future.
If he had sex with a tandem bicycle then it would be two bikes at once.
You’ve screwed your link. Does that make you a sex offender?
I feel a bit sorry for the bloke. ODD? Yes! But who is he harming? I’m sure the bike didn’t complain.
Surely this is just an odd little man with a strange wee hobby who is being ridiculed by many and facing the law, why? Because he has an odd way of masturbating.
Jeez there are 1001 worse things he could have done. I reckon the hostel staff should have said “Opps sorry” and closed the door. No one was harmed by his strange behaviour, no bike is pregnant with little bikelets and I’m sure the bike will not be named as the town bike (everyone knows she is a one weirdo bike now!).
If his odd sexual practices harmed anyone else I would say string him up but as they seem to be free wheeling leave the poor bugger alone.
I’ll chainge that for you :smack:
Ok, sex with a bike I understand but…
Where do you insert the ruffies?
What???
I thought and thought and racked my perverted brain, and all I could come up with was those comfy lambswool seat covers, but that sounds awkward/uncomfortable/hard to balance. You know, “I was half naked, adjusting the handlebars, when all of a sudden the maid walked in, honest!” actually sounds more believable.
Bike: “Not tonight, darling, I’m two-tyred.” 