Sex with a bike?

Cervaise · October 31, 2007, 5:02pm

The article isn’t clear, but I’m pretty sure the actual charge was “pedaling smut.”

ShadowFacts · October 31, 2007, 7:29pm

[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Bike: “Not tonight, darling, I’m two-tyred.”
[/QUOTE]

Winner!

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