Wow, check out the rack on her! 
(Oy, I’ve finally gone and posted a sheep pun. Kill me now.)
Originally Posted by marque elf
No need to worry, Hal – veal comes from calves.
The hell you say…
<googlegooglegoogle>
Huh…how did manage to go 37 years thinking veal was made from lamb?
Well, I still stand by what I said…lamb chops are yummy too.
So, what you’re saying…
Is that all this time you thought cows were sheep?
I think we need to discuss this new bit of information.
Shear ignorance? 
It’s dark in those fields at night.
When most people say: “Where’s the beef?”, they’re criticizing a hamburger joint.
When Hal says it, he’s lonely.
But only the young ones. 
Sig line.
Feel free to use it. 
"The brakes were useless, the car was wandering. The rear end was coming around. I jammed it down into Low, but it made no difference so I straightened it out and braced for a serious impact, a crash that would probably kill me.
"My heart was full of joy as I took the first hit, which was oddly soft and painless. No real shock at all…
Yes. These huge white lumps were not boulders. They were sheep."
~~Hunter S. Thompson
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sheep
Sheep poetry generator
Of course there’s a sheep poetry generator. Why wouldn’t there be a sheep poetry generator?
I have but one thing to say to everyone continuing to keep this thread going:
Screw ewe.
I can’t believe no one has said that yet. 
Oh, you’re going to give someone else a turn?
E.
Actually, Hal’s worried someone will ram their way by him…
according to Mark Twain, we are all sheep …
I think Hal’s becoming a little too horny.
Oh dear Og, I finally went and made a sheep pun.
Hal has been hanging around this board too long.
Remember Scylla’s classic Ewes sluts?
And isn’t it perfectly natural for it to be "Inspired by: “an exciting fusion of poetry and quantum physics”?
What? This isn’t the answer a question with a question thread?