Oh shit, that’s good.
10,000 page views?
Think it’s safe to say that my
Legacy is sealed.
And lock away one’s sheep.
Secure your pc
Don’t forget like Hal Briston
Now all sheep fear him
Finally, an answer to what’s in Spam.
Maybe not random strangers, but I have emailed it to everybody in my address book. 
Now I’ve thought of joke –
Penguin’s car breaks down, punchline
Mentions seal blown.
Baa baa baa Hal baa
Baa Hal baa Hal baa baa baa
Baa baa moo oink baa
The condoms Hal wears
When he boinks his wooly date–
Latex or sheepskin?
I don’t think anyone’s yet mentioned the popular saying:
To err is human.
To be Hal’s true love, ovine.
Oh, very nice! 
Isn’t it about time someone cleaned that motion up? Is there a janitor in the house? :eek:
Is motion a special lubricating lotion or some other euphemism?
Hal, why not take a vacation in Sweden next year? I’m sure you’ll find Gotland to your liking…
A slightly quaint and archaic expression for the product of a bowel movement, amigo.
Now you’re just being perverted. I mean, that’s a goat. Hal draws the line somewhere you know.
The tribal elders of the great Tribe of Dopedom called this " bleating in tongues ".
I’ve got a plan for you Hal. Instead of hiding your ovine predilections, broadcast them to the world. Found a church where fondling etc. of sheep is made a sacrament similar to what those snake handling Christian sects do with poisonous snakes. You could call it the Church of the Imminent Ovine.
Everyone would be required to wear wool all the time. All congress between man and sheep would be sacred. The only sin would be culinary, cooking and eating lamb. Any other kind of eating would have to be between you and a consenting sheep (and is really none of our business.)
Hey, it worked for L. Ron Hubbard. You could indulge yourself and get wealthy too if you play this right.
You mean…no more veal parm sandwiches?! Eff that…you keep your hokey religion away from me!