The title says, “Abused sheep found in dorm in 2d similar case at Stonehill.” I would sure hate to see a case in three dimensions!
Hal, don’t worry, buddy. I’d never believe you abused sheep, unless I herd it directly from ewe!
Hal’s favorite song is rumored to be Wooly Bully. 
Apparently, he’s moved on to other farm animals.
AKA: Hal’s local meet market.
would you say that Hal is baaad to the bone ?
Based on the OP, it sounds like vice-versa.
I’m not certain, but I think that made me laugh louder than anything else in here so far. 
Just a reminder, we do eventually want to hear what you’ve done to exact vengeance on the mischevous co-worker.
“Ha ha! That coffee you just drank? I put a bunch of sheep jizz in it! Ha ha!”
“Wait, so are you saying you jerked off a sheep?”
“Oh. Uh…”
Eventually.
…best served cold…always, best served cold.
This thread is STILL alive??
Hilarious.
It shall never die. It may as well be a sticky.
<Insert Obvious Gag About Sheep, Hal & Sticky Substances Here>
BTW, I want to take this opportunity to thank Hal for reminding me to lock up my workstation when I’m away from my desk.
Thanks, Hal!
Yeah. Thinking about that made me gag.
Robin
I think Robin has more experience of sheep then she’s telling us.
We’ve done song parodies, sheep puns, lists, mockery and jokes.
You know what we haven’t done?
Haiku!
To bugger a sheep,
Despite all the loud bleating:
Hal’s greatest of joys.
Bwah ha ha. Hee hee hee. That was fast.
Lanolin Lover-
My sheepish bleating playmate.
Pull wool o’er my eyes.
Guru of my heart,
Fleece as white of the new snow:
My Dahli Lamb-a.