Email it everywhere.
Why should dopers have all the fun? 
To keep this thing afloat:
Hal ram ewe! Hal ram ewe!
Poor Hal. bumped from threadspotting by a centipede !
Baa baa black sheep…
Upon watching recently and episode of the Simpsons, I have a proposal for the Dope. Based upon this quote:
I nominate that Hal’s new nickname be Mint Jelly.
Is there a second?
Seconded.
Now we need to vote, if we’re following Robert’s Rules of Pasture. Um, of Sheepfucking. Order! Order.
We have a motion on the floor. Is there any discussion?
Then we get to vote (s’posed to make sure everybody understands what the vote’s about)
If it were a single sheep, would it be Robert’s Rules of Pasturebation?
Screw the nickname, let’s change his homepage. Does anyone speak Croatian.?
This may, or may not, be a good place to comment that I know an exquisitely beautiful young Kosovar Albanian woman whose name is Shqipe. Pronounced, more or less, “sheepah.”
Ewe have made me laugh so hard today - good thing my office mate took today off - or he’d be wondering what was so wooly… er - funny!!! Ewe are the reason I’ve joined the SDMB today! I’ll be baaaaacccckkk… 
When come back, bring sheep.
Didn’t Arnold Sheepenegger say that? 
Yes, in the famous movie The Shearinator.
Well, there have been rumors of sheep being carried off by eagles, and shqipe happens to mean “eagle”, as in Shqipëria (“land of the eagle”), the Albanians’ name for Albania. Of course, any poster named Zog should know that…
Don’t worry about it. The herd’ll follow whatever you say.
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That should be, ‘The herd’ll follow whatever ewe say’.
Look what I found: Abused Sheep Found in Dorm
That sheep was found with a bra. Isn’t Hal a member of the Itty Bitty Teaty Committee?
There…are no words… :eek: