Way to bring this thread back to life. MrShine, him diamond!
and of course one wonders what angua would make of all this… is hal misunderstanding the concept of a wolf in sheeps clothing?
We’re on page seven now, folks. Only 93 pages left to go!
It’s shear audacity to let this wild and wooly thread go on any longer!
So what happens at Page 100?
Who the flock knows?
Only the sheep know.
Arhhh, but we will get to post 1000 first?
RAM it home people.
Poor Hal, we won’t let this thread rest in peace. Maybe if we start counting sheep . . .
1 (baa!)
2 (baa!)
3 (baa!)
4 (baa!)
. . .
I thought we already discussed that would only cause excitement?
Let’s find out.
I’d prefer just to *ruminant * on it.
Trivia question:
If Hal has on velcro chaps, how does he get down from a sheep?
Answer:
He doesn’t, he gets down from a duck!
Oh, now they’re into dogs too?!
What won’t a shepard shag?
The Ballad of Hal Briston: (cue imaginary banjos)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a doper named Hal
Seemed like a normal guy with an even rationale,
Then one Tuesday morn he went off to a meeting
And everybody found out 'bout his wild and wooly fling
Sex with sheep that is,
Livestock! :eek:
Well the next thing you know ol’ Hal he does declare
He don’t have sex with sheep, at least not that he’s aware
His sig was ‘Smart. Hip. Dipstick.’ that we always thought he’d keep
But now it indicates that he ‘Does not have sex with sheep.’
Sure you don’t. We believe you. 
Been fun pickin’ on him though! 
Y’aaal come baaaack now, hear?
Might be time for our pal Hal to print out all of these pages and leave them taped all over his pal’s cubicle.
You know the one. The one who got him into this little mess in the first place.
Did Hal get revenge on his pal yet? Perhaps he needs suggestions. I’d say we owe him a few baaad ideas.
Is that the one call BaaBaaRa or the one called RamsBottom?
Maybe he is from India. Y’know Ali Baa Baaa.
Why won’t this thread die?